that bottle called...

I've moved !

2006-06-20T22:01:00.000+08:00

A bottle's project

2006-06-19T23:14:00.000+08:00

Blogging started off as a one-way communication thing.
Then, we have comments from readers.
And other bloggers began blogging in respond to certain posts. That is, as good as those posts are in fashion (such as Kennysia making fun of himself, Peter Chai going botak, XiaXue offending Malaysians, and others).
And then there were the meme posts. Those entries are as good as people continue on doing those meme. I myself have a fair share of creating my own meme (10-word-meme and its sub-sequel meme).

Now, I'm going ahead with this idea I shall call: Message In a Bottle.

The idea is pretty simple. It's based on questions such as: How many times have you wanted to tell someone something badly, but without the person knowing? How you wish to ask someone a question, without revealing your identity? How you wish you ask something and get a sincere answer, by not being the one asking the question?

So this is what you can do:

1) My email is that[dot]bottle[at]gmail[dot]com. Remember that, you'll need it.
2) Open an email editor, and put the subject as "I want to send a message in the bottle."
3) In the email, include the intended receiver's email. If you don't have the receiver's email, send me the person's blog or something so that I can TRY to track the person, but no promise.
4) Then, write your letter/ questions/ complains/ or whatever. Please write it in such the way that you've intended the receiver to read it. (Do NOT write: Bottle, can you ask that stupid girl why she ignores me because I'm fat, since she's fat as well... >.<"")
5) I will then send an email to the email address that you've given, with this format:

To: [email given]
Subject: You got a message in a bottle
Text:
Hello.
I'm bottle and I'm sending you this email as part of this project. This is the message intended for you:

[Message]

I surely appreciate your reply. You can respond by explaining, or by asking questions back to the anonymous sender. Note that your reply will be forwarded to the anonymous sender. Thus, it's your choice to respond.

Sincerely,
bottle

6) If I get a respond, I'll send it back to you.
7) If I don't get a respond, all I can say is, try to forget about it, or else, approach the person directly to ask and see if you get a respond.
8) Important: I might post some of the emails here at this blog, with identity deleted that is. I believe in sharing, so let's share ok? :p
9) Note: This is not an Aunty/ Uncle Agony service, so don't email me to ask me for advice. This is also not a "Search for Missing Person" service, so don't expect me to track down on your missing loved ones.

So, do you want to send a Message in a Bottle?

p.s. Any suggestion or comment or question welcomed.
p.s.s. But for God's sake, don't post your email in the comment box. please refer to 1) for my email add.

"Message in a bottle often refers to someone putting in a piece of written paper in a bottle, and throwing it off to the sea...hoping that someone will pick it up and read it..."

Docile

2006-06-19T23:12:00.000+08:00

Docile

Idle Days

2006-06-19T21:58:00.000+08:00

Idle Days

Bless you fellow bloggers

2006-06-18T02:00:00.000+08:00

From this post until the next few posts, I'l going to post sites of some bloggers who have moved on be with Him. These people have been missed, but what I hope is that they are not forgotten. They might not be extraordinary being, but whatever they wrote, I would say, should serve as reflection to all of us.

I have wet eyes whenever I read the archive of those blogs. Some entries really touch my heart which only the heart knows...

I won't be elaborating or explaining those blogs... Just their links. Their still-existing blogs will give you an idea of what ppl we have lost from the face of the earth.

Now consider this, what if that blogger is a friend of yours? After the initial few months, it will settle upon you that you could have treat the person better, you could have tell the person how much you appreciate the person, and so on...

I've never met these bloggers, but I sure hope that I did... for now, it's too late. I could have known them... but right now, it's the online tombstone that remains...

God Blessed.
David Thong

no post entry

2006-06-17T17:14:00.000+08:00

just a DYK: i was suppose to meet a girl later but she called off the dinner just now. :(

puppy vs dog

2006-06-16T21:40:00.000+08:00

my aunt has a puppy. it has been a few months now, and one day my aunt remarked "When will Spot start peeing with one leg raised?"

That set me thinking as well.

A puppy will pee with its hind part lowered and yellow fluid begins streaming down. This is what Spot is still doing.

The way that dog pee also set me thinking, how did mother nature teach dogs to pee like that? in the animal kingdom, four-legged animals normally just stand there and pee. No? Pardon me, but i'm no animal expert.

So when will puppy pee like a dog? Does it need to see other dogs doing it and learn through that way? Or does it need to fuck a bitch, and overnight it becomes a dog?

2nd blog i'm whoring

2006-06-16T00:41:00.000+08:00

here.

I know, in malaysia, everyone seems to know at least one person in the MLM business, and i can comfortable say that most Malaysian will have relative in MLM business. What to do? Malaysians are stupid in that sense. And MLM ppl are just damn smart.

What Malaysians like to hear is these two phrases:
1) You can get rich, let me tell you how.
2) Let me belanja you makan.

Of course, those 2 phrases come in various form. Even "Come, teh tarik at the nearby mamak on me" is good enough. Money and food, those are the lethal weakness of Malaysians.

I was never taken by the first phrase, but when someone tell me that they want to bring me to eat good food, I'll most probably agree. And I was fallen prey twice. Silly me. Once in KL, another time in Singapore. Both also because I was sort-of just in town and I certainly appreciated someone bringing me to makan at good makan places.

And thus, I stepped into the hole, and I hated it, because at the end of the day, I felt like my time was wasted, and my 'friend's' time wasted as well.

i wonder ar, will there be a antinuskin or antiamway or anti-whatever-MLM blog in the future.

DYK: I had never been involved in MLM business.

CakapG

2006-06-14T00:49:00.000+08:00

Kepada mereka yang belum tahu, saya boleh dihubungi melalui CakapG. Emel yang saya guna ialah that.bottle di gmail titik com.

LOL... using the word titik reminds me of the work tetek...

Cute

2006-06-13T00:41:00.000+08:00

i forgot to mention

2006-06-12T22:27:00.000+08:00

referring to this post, i'm glad to say that i've found a new job in the bright sunny land of singapore. :) :) :)

what do you think i go to singapore so often ler? main reason to look for job lar.

not that i don't like KL, i do, and i'm beginning to miss KL a whole lot. KL seems more alive than Singapore. Singapore is cleaner and more organized than KL. KL is more exciting than Singapore. Singapore is more... yup, I can go on and on comparing, but what counts is the opportunity to have good career growth. Moving to Singapore is a calculated move, career wise, and personal growth as well.

No, I'm not happy with the move, but it's something i gotta do.

[I shall blog in Malay from this point for this entry, for no apparent reason]

Saya tidak ingin tinggal di bawah bos saya sehingga saya berasa terlalu selesa, walaupun jka teringin untuk bertukar kerja. Saya ada kawan yang bekerja lebih daripada tiga tahun di syarikat pertama mereka, dan saya rasa simpati terhadap mereka. Mereka hilang keinginan, mereka hilang keupayaan, mereka menjadi terlalu bergantung kepada syarikat, dan syarikat menjadi terlalu bergantung kepada mereka. Mereka mungkin gembira tetapi mereka sudah puas. walaupun mereka bersungut, mereka tidak mengambil penekadan untuk mencari kerja baru.

pertanyaan saya ialah, jika paradigma berubah dan kemahiran mereka boleh diketepikan, apakah mereka akan buat? atau jika syarikat mereka bankrap, apa akan terjadi kepada mereka?

Sesungguhnya, jika masih muda- ataupun tua- mesti mencari kesempatan untuk belajar dan memperluas minda. itulah yang saya persaya

DYK: yes, I mention before that i don't re-visit old post, but I vaguely remembered posting about the possibility of getting a new job, so this post is to confirm

I'm done coming undone

2006-06-11T22:40:00.000+08:00

I was told and had believed in this notion: Honesty is the best policy.
But what I was not told was: truth hurts.

I for one has learn to live with that idea, as I've been hurt by truth before. But that doesn't mean others have learnt to accept that. These people instead choose to ignore. And they choose to see me as a terrible person who likes to hurt ppl's feeling.

And then, I learn this word: tactful.
Now... this is something that I for one has trouble being. I've been so honest and truthful, that I forgot how to be tactful. Ppl who are close to me appreciate that, for they know they will get honest and truth from me, no matter what. But at the same time, I lose more friends, who simply do not see me as that. Instead, they choose to see me as someone judgemental.

So since I can't be tactful, I choose to be quiet, and talk only when I was asked to. The closest ones see me as someone reliable to keep secret, which I've done so. But others are seeing me as secretive and stop sharing and talking with me.

At the rate I'm going, I'll be soon losing even more friends. ANd yes, I'll feel even more alone.

There are two path that I can take:
1) Be more open, then be more tactful.
2) Or I can change the very core of my believe: stop being honest and truthful.

I tried doing the former, but I simply couldn't. So now, I'm going to be latter- I'll be less truthful from now on. I'll say things that ppl want to hear. I'll agree with ppl from now on, no matter what.

For example, if I know a lazy basket, complaining to me that he has too much work on his hand:
"Cannot finish lar. Die lar"
(a) I used to say: Maybe just plan your time better?
(b) Now I'll say: Gambahtehhhhhh! I know you can do it!

When I say (a), there won't be reply.
When I say (b), I'll most likely get this reply:
"So much work. Stupid boss think I'm a robot"
To which I'll say: Yea lor... stupid boss. Think people no need to rest one ar?
When I see that, I used to say: aiya...you know bosses are like that wan lar. Push ppl to the limit...

Get what I mean?

Unlike Robbie, me for one will be winding up my trickbox and gonna play it. Ppl around me has been doing that, why not me?

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Robbie Williams' Come Undone

So unimpressed, but so in awe
Such a saint, but such a whore
So self-aware, so full of shit
So indecisive, so adament
I'm contemplating, thinkin' about thinkin'
It's overrated, just get another drink and

Watch me come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
I pray when I'm coming down, you'll be asleep
If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum, and I'm your son
I come undone
I come undone

So rock 'n' roll, so corporate suit
So damn ugly, so damn cute
So well-trained, so animal
So need your love, so fuck you all
I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to
If I stop lying, I'll just disappoint you

Come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Come undone
I pray when I'm coming down, you'll be asleep
Come undone
If I ever hurt you, your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum, and I'm your son
I come undone

So write another ballad, mix it on a Wednesday
Sell it on a Thursday buy a yacht on Saturday
It's a love song, a love song
Do another interview, sing a bunch of lies
Tell about celebrities that I despise
And sing love songs, we sing love songs so sincere

So sincere

Come undone
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Come undone
I pray when I'm coming down, you'll be asleep
Come undone
The young pretend you're in the clouds above the sea
I come undone
I am scum
Love your son
You've gotta love your son
Come undone
You've gotta love you son
Come undone

Love your son
I am scum

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Note: Yes, I'm gonna change, but no... not my online personality here as that bottle

Is Pizza Hut racist?

2006-06-10T01:39:00.000+08:00

I got this in my email:

Hello everyone. I have some interesting news. I was in Pizza Hut (Sunway Pyramid) yesterday and suddenly my friend showed me the bill. The bill contains normal things la (number of person, bill. number and what is ordered). But, what shocked me is that they had space called "RACE". I guess since we were all wearing tudung, they
labelled us as 0, which means MALAY. Later, when we went to pay...we had no service charge and no tax charge.

Still in shock, I peeped into another bill in the counter. In that bill, under the race space, it was labelled as C (which I guess means Chinese). That bill had service and tax charges!!!

I started investigating. One of my Sri Lankan friends was labelled as Indian it seems and she also had to pay service and tax charges a few weeks back.

What I'm wondering is that...does anyone know about this? I find it rather strange that they charge service and tax charge using race in Pizza Hut, out of all the places!

Is that true?
In any case, I was at JB Larkin bus terminal. There's a McDonald there. I ordered one of those meals, and I've by default given the large meal order, which is relatively more expensive with a bit larger drink, and a bit larger fries portion. (Look at my previous post with regard to McDonald's French Fries) I look over the counter to other customers. True enough, they were Malay and they are getting the regular size by default. What the dig ass hell ?!?!

I'm a Malaysian Chinese, but should I start saying I'm a Chinese Malaysian instead?

McDonald is a cheat

2006-06-07T01:19:00.000+08:00

Yup McDonald is cheating u off your money. One item that really make big bucks and money for McDonald is their so-called original French Fries. In Malaysia and Singapore, French Fries come in 3 sizes, Regular, Medium and Large. Yes, McDonald doesn't believe in this size: Small.

Anyway.... do know this. McDonald cheats you off every time you buy French Fries. Whenever you buy French Fries in Medium size, you are actually getting the Regular a.k.a Small size. How to know that? Well, whenever you get your Medium French Fries, shake it a bit. It is almost certain that after 3 shakes, the content has been reduced to about half what that paper container can contain. It is by far different from what has been advertised in TV ads, in newspaper ads, in ads hanging above you as you order...

So what you can do? Do the shake, and show them what you are getting. Then ask the staff to reprenish your French Fries. Yes, McDonald is trying to rip you off, but that doesn't mean you need to be rude and angry at the staff; they are afterall doing their job.

Well... if you don't believe me, do the 'shake test' yourself. You'll be disappointed that the McDonald staff are really trying to fool you into thinking you are getting what you deserve.

Update:
Fine! It's not McDonald... It's actually McDonald's (I roll my eyes....)

thanks for all your concern

2006-06-06T02:21:00.000+08:00

i've been getting quite a number of concern emails and comments. i really appreciate them, i truly do. each one of them, i see them as strangers reaching out to help this fellow stranger.

yes, i'm a troubled fella, and yes i need help. it's truly nice to get all those encouraging words from ppl here in the cyberspace.

in any case, rest assured. knowing that i've been getting all these support, i'll strieve on, i'll live on. the day that you find this blog disappear is the day that you know you've truly helped a fella get out of his shadow and darkness. even though your words seem insignificant, but know that i've taken it to heart, and i'm really thankful. most of you have uplifted me and chances are, you don't even know you've done so. but right now, here i am, blogging away...

love ya all...
pray for my leaving from this space soonest...

hard to let go

2006-06-06T00:38:00.000+08:00

it's as cliche as it sound, but yes, letting go is one of the hardest thing to do.

you'll forget what it took to make it so far, you'll forget what went wrong.... but you'll never forget about how hard it was to let go; because chances are, you still haven't moved on...

still feeling sad, yes i am... but i've thought through it rationally, and that i really need to keep my emotions under control. yes, i'm still sad, but i must keep a tap on it. yes i feel still disappointed, but i must learn to keep that under control and yes... somewhat suppress that feeling.

yes, it feel like a rock on my heart, but i must learn to live with it, and slowly, this rock will dissolve...

yes, i've tried to attend to the situation, but most of the time, it's not just me alone, but there's another party involved; it takes two hands to clap.

so... i shall just attend to myself and my feeling alone... no point liao... it's DDDisappointing with-a-triple-capital-D...

i really need to learn to more on....

Just Another Caller

2006-05-30T14:38:00.000+08:00

Anonymous Caller: Hi.

Braving: *notes unfamiliar mobile number* Hi?

Anonymous Caller: Erm.. May I know who’s on the line?

Braving: You’re calling my number and you don’t know who’s on the line?

Anonymous Caller: Oh, actually I was looking through my phone book and noticed that I used to call your number quite often. So I was wondering ...

Braving: Whoever I am, obviously the answer is not important anymore right now.

Anonymous Caller: Yeah, but... *starts mumbling*

Braving: Ok. Bye!

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After nearly a month, I'm back. I've been in yet another mellow state of mind, thinking through some stuff that I went through for the past 1-2 years. It has been great, but at the same time, it has been terrible. SOme of the terrible things, I've posted here before. I can't say that I have moved on though.

The above, I knowingly cut-and-paste from this fella. I'm not sure about the context to his respond (go to his site lar to see his one-liner feedback.) but what he said hit me at my mind and soul. 'Bye' is a word that holds very strong meaning to me now...

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And since I've mentioned, I think BravingKL writes in a very interesting manner. If you are gay and out, you'll appreciate all those maps. If you are gay and in-the-closet, you'll like the sexual writings. If you are straight, try to enjoy his writing style, and his music selection.

DYK: I've been drinking so much stout, that my tongue is now brown-coloured... not good, not good.

i'm back

2006-05-29T23:53:00.000+08:00

i'm back, and i shall start off evil-ly by tagging ppl. yes, meme is so passé, but heck!

i'm tagging these people:
1) JoeC
2) ahpek
3) Drama Queen
4) simon
5) Hedonistics Anonymous
6) eyeris
7) viewtru
8) SK
9) jess
10) and of course: angel
(pssst... if you are unshamefully willing to go ahead to go the meme without being tagged, go ahead)

meme time again:

1) what is your IRC/ MSN/ Yahoo Messenger nick?
2) what's the first word that comes to mind?
3) what was the word you last said?
4) what was last word you type?
5) what word do you hate?
6) can you rearrange these letters to form a word: giismsn ? (thanks angel for pointing out the missing number 6 word) ;)
7) what is your favourite prime colour?
8) have you read Da Vince Code?
9) what is the word of the day here?
10) finally, click here. now you have 10 words, go on and do this:
i) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with the words in your answers above included once, and only once.
ii) meme cannot be sent back to the sender.

I read this with piss-y feeling

2006-05-06T04:37:00.000+08:00

http://interfaith.mmuzone.com/2006/04/20/non-muslims-not-allowed-in-makkah/

Even though the blog owner specified that a Dr Zakir Naik was the one giving the explanation, I'm holding that blogger responsible for posting that, as the blogger did not offer further thoughts on that statement. I'll take it that the blogger agrees with this Dr Zakir Naik's explanation then...

I wrote this as a comment, which is currently awaiting approval:

"and so that's why there are so much misconception on Muslims, when Muslims shut themselves from the rest of the world. It is a reality, that there are other religions in the world, and each of these religions believe that their religions are the true one.

Now, what you mentioned is pretty skewed. Yes, a country has its own right to issue visas accordingly. You did not provide specific info for US visa, so i shall not comment. But looking at your resaoning for Singapore's visa, it's such a wrong train of thoughts. Singapore say that drug trafficking is punishable by death. What has it got to do with "death penalty is a barbaric punishment" ? When you mention "Only if I agree with their requirements and conditions will I be permitted to enter the country", you make it seems like you have to agree that death punishment is not a barbaric act, and only by that, you can enter Singapore. Not true. even if u believe that death punishment is a barbaric act and and act of sin, Singapore will allow you in.

Singapore is only warning you that, if you are involved in drugs in that country, if you are caught, you are to face the death penalty. If you believe that dealth penalty is barbaric, Singapore doesn't care.

Please get yout train of thoughts correct."

Truth is this: by reading that, it puzzles me what Muslims are trying to uphold. After 9-11 incidents, I've read and heard stories, on how Muslims want to show that Islam is gentle and compassionate religion. Fine with you. if you prove it, I believe you. But if those Muslims places, as mentioned, treat non-Muslims as beings not fit to enter those areas, what are non-Muslims to think?

Consider this: What if a National Geographic non-Muslim photographer wants to enter those cities to photograph those cities and showcases them to show the world that Muslim cities are a-okay? Will special permission be granted? What about people who are interested in Islamic art and they would wanna visit those countries to appreciate Islamic art better? Will special permission be granted? What if the a great historian, who's a non-Islam, want to entry those cities to earth out the goodness of the religion, based on history? Will special permission be granted?

In any case, I very pissed with the 'visa' example, which is pretty much the core explanation. I think Zakir Naik is stupid (note that I drop the 'Dr', it's for the integrity of that title) and I think the blogger is stupid as well (for that very simple act of posting.)

Hiatus seems to be an interesting word

2006-05-03T00:58:00.000+08:00

oh it is...

and i'm embarking on it for the moment

Reason:

I find myself drinking alot of late.
That's not good as I'm doing my body a favour.
And I've been waking up like a shit, and going to work like one.

It's not good at all
For most of the time, I don't know why I drink exactly, but at the same, I know I need to drown certain feeling inside of me.
It's quite unfortunate, that I've turned to alcohol for answer, and that's the reality, and I've been fooling myself thinking that I'm not a compulsive drinker.

I need to find the courage, and the will power to say NO.
And I'm going to start with keeping myself away from posting here for the moment.

Please do not wish for my return here any time soon, the sooner I come back, it should come as a disappointment on my side, and for people who support me somehow somewhat.

It's sad to take the leave, but the jet plane, I need to take.

Don't wait for my return.

Sealed with a kiss, the bottle...

PPS

2006-04-29T02:07:00.000+08:00

is one of the greatest place on earth.

no doubt. it has helped launch all the 'so-called great' bloggers in Malaysia. so much so that i see it as a kacang lupakan kulit situation... but whatever lar... you happy, i happy, heck care lar.

PPS is oso the place, where ppl witness the birth of new bloggers. some never made it, some began to gain the 'so-called great' blogger status.

PPS oso basically reflects on the blogging nature of Msian bloggers... you'll see a lot of rubbish bloggers, and at the same time, some small gems now and then. and then, you'll see opportunists (like me right? right? right? whatever...)

PPS has changed face, and right now, it has incorporated many functions and features... but most of the time, me, personally, only go for the pinging feature, and that's about it... is it a waste of resources then? not exactly. at least i know that those functions are there and i appreciate the options.

right now, i don't see anything major happening in msian blogosphere, and it's reflected in PPS. i can skim through and close PPS after 10 sec of browsing...

so what's becoming of PPS? personally ar, i have my theory, but no lar, not gonna share it publicly as i think it will certainly make many bloggers and blog-readers angry...

ok... that's what running to my mind. when PPS is mentioned, i think of this word: pity.

job

2006-04-28T02:47:00.000+08:00

i might finally be able to change job

cross my finger

wish me luck!

jam

2006-04-26T23:12:00.000+08:00

at subang tonight is explanatory. and it's stupid.

since it's been raining in the evening nowadays, quite natural lar to assume that the road will be jammed. furthermore, i'll be using Federal Highway, notoriously known to jam up for no apparent reason.

and then ar... when reach the turning into subang, it got really bad, so bad that i detour-ed here and there and it seemed to be jam everywhere in subang leading towards USJ side. i finally decided to just go along with the jam, and finally, i reached the junction with the broken traffic lights. and then, it became apparent. the road was dug in order to repair the traffic lights. i just can believe it that these people cannot use their common sense when repairing road...

since the evening will be damned full of cars using that stretch of road, why oh why do they have to do the repair then. i'm sure they thought they needed some calculated time, but i'm sure they did not take into account that there might be a downpour, which i believed happened.

Damn stupid.

oh yea

2006-04-26T03:58:00.000+08:00

i think i wrote before that i don't think i have a face that portrays trust.

it's so unfortunate, for one thing, i treasure truth and i believe in people very easily. and in return, i give my trust out very easily.

but over the course of my life, i've been betrayed so many times, that i've become paranoid.

can u imagine now, hwo difficult it is to lead my life? i trust people to easily, but at the same time, i'm all paranoid...

i've been told, that perhaps i should 'restrain' myself more, than i won't be paranoid. that is a better solution compared to choosing to be naive and continue trusting...

but it's just so difficult, for it's in my nature to believe in the goodness of people. if a salesman comes to me and tell me they have a good offer, i'll grab it easily; though the offer is nothing to shout about.

if i'm to be that salesman, i'm sure i'll do horribly bad; for i don't have the look that says that i'm trustworthy. i am, but i don't look like one.

and yes, it bugs me. it bugs me alot.
very close and rare few, see me with closed eyes, and able to see my heart, and these people, i've treasured alot, and i noe that they noe that i treasure them. coz we have been ups and downs, but we remain close. i really dunno what to do without them...

but with new friends, i'm dead. people talk to me at a platonic level. i don't need such lips service...

what can i do? i'll just drink my sorrow away...

i discovered stout

2006-04-24T23:37:00.000+08:00

so i finally reached for stout

i've put off that idea for quite some time, but i finally decided to take in stout for one simple reason: for higher alcohol content for a fraction of additional of a few cents.

it was not easy to take at first, but i'm getting used to it.

right now, i'm gulping in 50% stout, 50% beer, and all adds to a larger belly.

oh well, must hit the gym more days then.

DYK: i like CSI, CSI: New York, CSI: Miami... Preference in that order...

Damnit job search

2006-04-15T01:36:00.000+08:00

I've been with my current job for quite some time, and I think ar, it's time to move on. I don't want to be too comfortable, coz it will make the leaving and moving on even more difficult. I'm still young (yes, I am) and I don't want to be tied down.

So I look through the classified, and did online job search. Damnit those employers. They think what ar?

Take for example, there's one asking for candidates who have all sorts of skills, and be all-linguistic, and must possess car, but the pay is well below $2k... Damnit. What kind of job ad is that? Asking for kuli ar? Msg to such boss: Hey! you might get applicants, but know this: Your employee won't stay for long wan lar. No matter how good u treat ar, it's still comes down to the $$ offered, and all the benefits. Ppl will leave when they see better offer.

And then, there are those super specific jobs, with all those abbrv. GKA qualification lar, ZAS certified, and so forth... You don't know that two? It's ok... I invented them, but it's as good as those you see in those job postings...

WTF!

Think I'll die looking for a new job.

DY: How young am I? I'm below 30...

think about it... Donald Trump's not making much sense

2006-04-12T02:10:00.000+08:00

isn't it, when he says: You're fired.

Think about it. He mentioned before, those candidates are actually on weeks-long interview, where they are given tasks to handle. So... if they leave the show due to whatever reason, it basically means, they didn't make the cut to take up the position that D.Trump is offering, i.e. they didn't pass the interview round. By right, these candidates didn't get the job offer. So how can someone be fired, if they didn't have the job in the first place?

So stupid. The producer must have thought that that is a nice tagline to go with the show...

oh damnit

2006-04-11T01:36:00.000+08:00

some times, you just make the mistake of consoling at the wrong person.

it's gonna be heartbreaking, but live to learn

live to learn

learn to live

learn

and live on

and don't repeat the same mistake.

you repeat the same mistake, you are a fool yourself.

actually...

2006-04-08T01:34:00.000+08:00

i dunno why i log in here now.

i've nothing much to say actually... except, yea, drinking tonight. it's a friday night, or rather, saturday morning...

yup... nothing to write. ok ok, i'll provide a DYK fact.

DYK: I'm a virgin male (Shocking?)

oh yea... i'm revengeful

2006-04-06T02:31:00.000+08:00

oh yea... i am.

there's a degree actually... so don't worry, those stranger who blasted my personality, you are safe, for i don't know you, and you don't know me.

i'm referring to ppl who knows me, and ppl that I know.

Now, I'm hatching a long term plan, which, yes, those ppl who has made me suffer will suffer... and I know, I'll suffer still coz I know these ppl will suffer for the rest of their lives.

Yes, I am revengeful, and no one, including myself can change that.

I've turned evil... nope, not true. I've always been that evil ever since.

But don't worry, if you know me, and you haven't turned that evil button on, you won't get it from me.
But for those who did, let me tell you this: It's not that easy to just ignore me. I'll haunt you, and I'll haunt you bad.

Good night, and good luck.

p.s. those who dunno me, really makes you think thrice before wanna find out who I am now huh? Don't worry, if you treat me good, I'll treat you better. That's a promise. The matter is those who treat me bad, think that I'm stupid, think that I'm an asshole....

just awhile after...

2006-04-05T18:09:00.000+08:00

the previous post, someone come by and told me along the line that I deserve it. damnit. i ask that asshole what's meant.

That asshole told me, by reading all those previous entries, I'm an bitter and terrible asshole.

Crap lar.

Know this. Online personality and real life personality can be different. And in my case, it's so different, that if you are able to indentify me in real person, I'll let you poke my backside ok?!

Damnit. Yes, I may be angry, I may be bitter here an write it all out. But let me tell you, I'm putting up my naked soul up for people to read, my writing for people to criticize, fine, but don't judge me. You wanna say I use too much fucked-up words. Fine. You tell me what I write is fucked-up, alright. You tell me I'm full of fucked-up idea, still ok. But you tell me I'm a fucked-up, you go fuck yourself lar using a whale penis.

At least, I'm frank in my writings here. I've seen so many blogs that I dispise. I don't dispise the person, but his/ her blog. But it's just so sad that some people cannot different that. For example, like what kennysia say, all those bimbo blogs. Damnit... I hate reading them, but me like kenny, still visit those blogs once a while- what to do? I'm oso a guy. Then all those blogs that feature entries that say all the nice things, or sympathetic things, self-pity. Mine, I'm not going that direction hor, coz I write here, I don't care if there's any respond wan hor. But got some ppl that I know, like will die wan if no one comment on their blog. And comments on my blog, some times, I reply simply because it's a courteous thing to do.

Damnit. what's your problem? Me right?
Hmm, after saying that, I don't care anymore what's your problem *I roll eyes and walk away

don't judge a book by its cover

2006-04-05T14:50:00.000+08:00

it's easier said than done, not sometimes, or on a number of occasion; it's all the time.

Maybe it's just me lar... But this is what I always kena. It seems like I have this look ar, which look pretty not trustworthy. I dunno why, but it seems quite hard for me to find good friends nowadays. Good friends are those whom I've known since childhood days.

Then I got to know that it seems like I'm not someone that can be trusted. I really don't know where people get this stupid idea. I'm a secret bin, where my childhood friends know that I can be trusted and can be counted on. But among the so-called newer friends, I don't know who has been a devil advocate, talking behind my back and so forth.

Damnit.

I curse you till end of my life.

And my approach to friendship is, let's be open, talk through any doubts. But no lor.. some people just prefer to gossip behind my back. Even when confronted, they can still deny, and say don't have don't have. Don't have my ass lar.

Heck.

I hate liars and devil advocates. They all can burn in hell

it was hardly an entry away...

2006-04-04T00:49:00.000+08:00

that i'm not drinking heavily...

sorry angel, sorry jess...

but i simply can't help it; the heart has taken over the rational mind.

you know, for a guy, what trouble guys most is just 2 things: money and girls. it's that simple. ask any guy on the street, that's what you'll be told... career? well, the root is money.

now...
there's one more thing that's always been left out of the equation. It's both intentionally, and/ or unintentionally, depending on which guy u talk to, and that is: FRIENDSHIP or BROTHERHOOD... you noe lar, the male bonding thingy.... (yup, all you girls can roll your eyes)

but noe this, your guys group of male friends, they are important in some way.. you might not noe it now, in fact, you guy may not noe it now either...

let's break it down shall we:

there are generally 3 types of guys, in this aspect:

1) those who treasure their male friends.
for girls who are hooked to this kind of guys, you are doomed when you and the guy are in a steady relationship. but then again, you are the luckiest of the lot, for this is the guy who will love you and treasure you, even though this guy need his own space. pls, give it to him... he'll not love you less. you might think that he's not paying enough attention to you. but know this, for every moment he spend with his guy friend, he'll make up for you.
when you two get old, you'll still be interacting. trust me, whatever you might think, it's a healthy choice. this type of guy, is considered most ordinary, most easy to keep...

2) those who treasure you more than his friends, or you make them that way.
some guys can change very easily, btw, so if u make your guy to five all the priority to you, they'll fall into this group. this group of guys, they are the hatred among his friends... he may used to be the popular one, but if he's in this group, know that at the end of the day, he'll only have superficial friends, and he'll know it.
let me give you a scenario: you two got married... after a while, you, a mahjong kaki, told your husband to go look for his friends. at the frist few weeks, it all seems alright; u enjoying your mahjong, and he enjoying his male-companionsip. then after awhile, you realized that he stay home more often, and he often 'help' you to cancel your mahjong games, so that you two can speen times together...
you see, after awhile, both oso sien of each other lar, but still, you start to realized that your guy will start sticking on you... even when u tell him it's alrite to get fucking drunk at cafe watching football match... truth is,he has no true friends to hang out with.

3)those who ditch their friends to be with you, or you make him ditch his friends totally to be with you.
you did not cut any slack for him and well, live with it. he's gonna be a child again, and you won't wanna have babies, coz u already have agrown up baby to take care.... you DIE DIE DIE....

ok, i'm babbling away. the gist of it is, do know that your bf has male friends too... let him hang out with them ok? there's no harm actually...

DYK: The breakup with my last girlfriend lasted for 12 months, and it still scares me...

and i puke...

2006-04-02T21:30:00.000+08:00

yesterday night after gulping in all the absolut vodka that i could...

i don't know why, i drank so much yesterday night. i wasn't at a party, or was i with any friends. i was all alone and the computer was my companion.

i puked so much, so hard, that my stomach was hurting this morning when i woke up. accessing the 'damage', i realized that i posted an entry here- which i've deleted; the subject was something that i wanted to yesterday; in fact, when i woke up this morning, i had the intension to post it, only to realize that i've done so, and i wrote it in such lousy manner, that i no longer am inspired to -rewrite it... so i simply delete it.

the other damage is, i realized that i've finished 1/2 a bottle of absolut vodka. i was already feeling tired and sleepy when i started indulging yesterday night, and that made it much worse. i suppose, the puking was the way my body'd told me that i should stop and in fact let some of the alcohol out of my system coz my body's ain't taking it too well. if i would have gone to bed instead, i could have died choking on my own vomit, or died of alcohol poisoning.

yes, it's a stupid thing that i did, and i still dunno why i did it. perhaps it was all the accumulated sorrow and bitterness that i faced for the past few weeks, which, i would say, i'm just about to start recovering from.

so, just an advice from a no-good-fella here:
if you need to puke, please puke and do your body a favour. but do others a favour too, by not puking on them, and also, clean up after, even if you are still intoxicated (yes, it can be done...)

Why do people have to make such racial slur?

2006-03-31T17:57:00.000+08:00

I was at a bus terminal one fine day, trying to get myself a ticket.

This bus terminal, it's pretty notorious, almost dangerous, I must say. I don't quite like the place, but I was there simply because I have lots of choices and can get pretty decent bus ticket there.

Now, it's also pretty common sight at that bus terminal to see many many touts around, trying to sell tickets. They'll say: [Destination] Sekarang! sekarang jalan... But when you bought the tic, you realized that you've to wait 15mins, then 30mins and if you are unlucky enough, 1 hour.

So that's why, the advise is never to buy from those assholes.

Then I met this Chinese fella who begin to offer me tic. I refused and told him no... But he persisted on, telling me his bus is good and leave at such such time, and when I left, he said something like: How come you Chinese don't trust another Chinese...

Huh?
WTF...
Trust another Chinese just because I am one?
Let me tell you anothe story. In the past, I'd this experience of this Chinese asshole coming to me asking for help. Apparently, this fella had lost his money and could not go back and he needed the money to buy bus ticket. I felt that it was pretty fishy, and being at the Terminal, I couldn't help ut being paranoid and not trust anyone, even if it was a policeman. The asshole kept on blah-ing and then, I heard hint that he had a knife under his shirt and he'd use it if he had to. I quickly got off my seat and walked away, to another place with much much more people.

So tell me, am I going to trust a Chinese just because I myself am a Chinese?
I trust some people, and I don't trust some. Regardless of race.
Especially at that bus terminal, I trust no one except myself. I would not put my bag at the baggage counter. I would not ask someone to look after my bag if I go to the loo, I wouldn't help look after others bag so that they can go to the toilet, and so forth.

It really makes me think, after so long, all the different races live together, we have not learn to accept each other, but just to tolerate. So many times, I'm overcharged by taxi drivers who are Malay or Indian. Chinese are actually worst, they overcharged no matter what race you are, and they even can do it with 50% or even 100% more than the usual price.

Sad

so silly

2006-03-27T22:38:00.000+08:00

Osim iGallop?

dunno what's that? google it out. :p

i dunno about you, but the whole movement, it looks kinda perversely kinky, and sexual even. imagine ur mom riding on the gadget at the living room when u bring back some of your classmates...

and don't believe me? see this

how many times

2006-03-26T01:22:00.000+08:00

have your parents called asking you if you are coming back for dinner?

have your parents waited till late at night for you to return?

have your parents smsed to ask where are you?

have your parents give u missed calls so that you'll call them back?

have your parents asking which friends you are with?

and all you can think is, now nosy your parents are.
truth is, they are anxious, they are worried. and yes, that's the truth, and they can't help to be nosy.

truth is, your parents are concern about the whereabout of you. you can lie or anything, but truth is, ur parents will see thru you...

so might as well tell the truth. especially if your parents are well-read, well informed, well,-kept-to-date-of-what-teens-are-up-to....
you should know that, your parents will learn to accept who you are...

i've told my parents that i drink alcohol. and yes, they do advise me to drink less, but at least they didn't disallow me to...
it's as much as they can do. firstly, they accept it, and secondly, they do see that it's their responsibility to advise. so i take their advise with a pinch of salt; if possible, i don't drink as much. but if i REALLY REALLY REALLY need to, i will, and i'm sure i can explain to them the next day.

parents... don't treat them as your enemy. treat them as your friend and life can be much easier... you don't have to be rebellious asshole in their eyes, they are human too, and they can learn to understand. of course, they can be assholes too, but that does not mean you should shut them off totally; listen to what they have to say, and take their words accordingly. i would think that, the older you get, the more bright you are, but then again, there are some of u who just didn't grow up.

know who you are, know whose advise is the best. sometimes, your friends would say the things u wanna hear, but thtey may not necessary be the ones there for you when you are in trouble.

in whatever case, do noe this: your parents matter. at the beginning, your parents are the one whoe care for you. and at the end, your parents are the ones who can still give your unconditional love, who can forgive you, who can't let you go, who can't say 'no', who will love you always...

so when's the last time you hug your parents?

DYK: I've nvr hug my parents, it's just too weird in my family for its never a culture, but I'm making it a point to do it before they are gone...

even if you signal light, i oso won't give face

2006-03-23T21:47:00.000+08:00

today, on my way back from work, i encountered this assholic driver. Driving a semi-big car- Avanza to be exact- this driver signalled and suddenly swayed from one lane, across another lanes to the next lane, where there's a traffic light, and thus effectively occupying 2 lanes.

It's a busy road, whereby 2 lanes are constantly moving, whereas the right-est lane is slow or at halt sometimes due to a traffic light. This stupid driver reduced moving traffic to one single lane.

And of all ppl, ME ME ME kena stuck behind this stupid car. Asshole! I was so tempted to fetch out my camera to take a pic and post it here, but I was endangering myself as well as I was trying to move out to the moving lane. Damnit. And it's a pre tty fast moving lane, and thus I kena blind-ed by all the high-beam flashes. Damnit.

And when I finally made my way out to the moving lane, I took a glance at the stupid Avanza. Stupid driver. In front of you got so much space more. Move lar. I horn and horn and I flashed and flashed but apparently, there wasn't effective at all.

And the driver? She's a tudung wearing lady who's too small for that car. Asshole.

Back in KL and about blogging

2006-03-22T00:58:00.000+08:00

Ok... I reached KL today, and I've already missed Singapore. Oh yes I do ( nahnah! shoot me with your virtual machine gun lar)
Oso, at the same time, I miss KL when I reach Singapore.
Anyway, anyhow, I'll be leaving for Singapore again next week. Not fun lar. All my friends say it is, but please lar, it does get a bit tiring.

Now, this few days, I've been going through some of the more obsecure blogs. Some are gems, some are just plain normal. But they all share one thing in comment: no one really knows about their existence. They do not get all the attention like Screenshot lar, Silly doc lar, Miss Suan, Miss Cun, Miss Short, and of course, Coconutball-man. But that does not necessarily means that their blogs are of less 'quality', simply just lack of popularity.

It's the same as my blog here. At least this have some ppl reading, and some commenting, and even one follower, which I'm really grateful for. My REAL blog ( yes! I do have one, and no! I'm not revealing here. Cut my dick off and I still keep my mouth shut) got even less, much much less readership. So mine are like most of my friends; we are just some obsecure bunch of ppl.

Perhaps, that's just what we are. We are keeping blogs just to write, really macam like diary lar. If got ppl read, ok... so be it. If tiada orang visit, ok... so be it. It doesn't matter. It just serve as a plateform to write, to express.

Be it that got people read, got people comment, or even, got people like or hate reading those entries ( Hahaha... CHiQ, you still suck at blogging! prove me wrong! muahahahhah)

whatever lar. doesn't matter lar.

and with this... go to part two (which is the next entry...)

DYK: i hate carrying laptop, but i have too...

who's bottle? part II

2006-03-20T22:54:00.000+08:00

now, why am I so reluctant to review myself?

firstly, I know ar, that the msian weblog community is a bunch of gossipets. will kena kau kau when revealed. for got sake, there are forums macam the doc punya which needs 'membership', and from what i noe, it's like elite group, and ppl there gossip and gossip. and who noes how many others around. KNS.

then secondly, it's for personal reason. about 80% of the time when i tulis kat sini, i'm oledi intoxicated, like right now. so that pretty much brings ppl to the conclusion that i'm a drunkard. yes, i noe that my liver will most probably malfunction before its time, but i'm at the point of heck care, for there's nothing much to look forward to.

but at the same time, i have dreams, and it pretty much has something to do with my drinking and smoking habit. for example, i want to be a pilot! yes, laugh all u want, but let me tell ya, when i really have the determination to do so, u'll noe that one day, u'll be on a flight by me!!! so you scared oledi? muahahaha

personal reason oso include my parents lar. i realized that my friend, who noes my other friends, who are close to my mum and dad, read bottle's blog. KNS, thousands of useless blogs ard in PPS and they have to choose to read bottle's? go shoot planes lar, that's more fun; instead, they choose to read and criticize bottle. go eat shit...

Job Recruit Companies...

2006-03-19T02:43:00.000+08:00

this is what I have to say...

FUCK YOU!

You are the worst thing ever happen in the human race.
Same as consulting companies, these are the people who pretend to know what's right and what's not.

What Kelly? What GMP?

Now...

These companies are the opportunist. They know, all the rest of the companies may not know how how to get the right people, and alot of companies do not have good HR and management ppl. So these people step in, and claimed that they can find the right people.

Truth is, these recruit companies are just claiming to do so, for they have no expertise in the other companies that they are 'helping'.

So of course, these recruiting companies begin to hire SMEs to help out with recruit. But then, they realized that that won't work. So what they do? They begin to strike this deal: Candidates are signed under recruiting companies, and are contracted out.

Take for example. If HP, or IBM, or whatever big companies are hiring through recruiting companies, when you apply, you are actually applying to the recruit company and when u got thru, u are actually signed under the Recruit company.

Now, what's the implication. One, or a few, or all of these could happen:

1) Your name card bears the recruitment company only. OR if your 'adoption parent' decides to give u name card, you will still have your recruitment company name on it.
2) You are most likely signed under contract. Say, if the job is to HP, you are actually contracted to HP. It means that it's optional that u get benefits from HP, which include medical, dental, leave, bonus, etc. Unless a deal has been strucked.
3) bEing contracted, besides not having the usual benefits as a perm with the big cooperation, you also loose out on employer's obligation. Some companies, when they downsize, they will have to pay compensation. But if u are a contract worker, you might not get it, i.e. your termination deal may be 'least attractive'.
4) I was told... that some recruitment companies also draw some percentage from 1st month salary. Don't know how true...
5) And I was told... some recruitment companies implement some kind of fee on the company you work for, something like tax by the recruitment company on the company your working with. So what does that got to do with you? Well, the company you working with is actually pays more for employing you, thus, if there's a retrenchment exercise, your head will be on the chopping board, or at least considered. OR, they lower your salary. thus, every month, you are actually paying your recruitment company...

So, please, do not support recruit companies in any way, meaning...
1) do not apply through recruitment companies.
2) do not work with recruitment companies.

you might say, you can't get a job and perhaps a recruit companies can help. know this: recruit companies are stricter in their selection, and since they don't know the subject matter that well, they will just select based on qualification and experience. so, if you are looking for changing career direction, or if your results not good, etc, recruit companies are of no-good.

i say, let recruit companies die of natural death.
else, just let them deal with low-paying, low-level jobs...

who's bottle?

2006-03-16T01:20:00.000+08:00

Inspired by this, and thus I'm writing this.

4-times-fat mentioned that he's a fat fella who shave and bath based on a timetable, me, on the other hand, do that whenever I feel like it. I can bath 0 times for the whole week, or bath up to 7 to 10 times a day especially when it's hot hot hot. I'm unpredictable, and yes, I'm evil. I blast at ppl here whenever I feel like it, and hate me for that for I don't care.

And to divert, I remembered the last time I blasted at some bloggers and I got some nasty replies. Ya ya, papaya... heck all those comments. Yes, I don't know those blogger in person. They must have been sweet in person but I don't care. Maybe they are the lau jiau of the msian blogger world, and that they are the oh-so-elite people, but my msg to those air-headed people is: go screw yourself with a soft banana; it's there, or at least you think it's there, but you are missing out on the real deal.

okay. back to me me me. i'm evil, more evil than fat-fat-fat-fat. and i don't care, and my entries are unforgiving. and yes, I subscribe to the idea of being anonymous for i can write write write whatever i want. you can even call me a coward for being an unknown, but know this, i don't care, again, i don't care...

ok. a long DYK: I'm not in malaysia now. Currently in singapore. In a few days time, leaving on a jet plane to Japan for about a week. Then maybe be stopping by Thailand. gonna gulp Tigers, gonna drink Asahi till my throat's super dry. gonna drink Chang or Singha beer till I concus, and in between, maybe tiny cute little bottles of vodka?

for the promise you've made

2006-03-14T01:59:00.000+08:00

please please please...

remember them

and keep them?

it's hard, but it's certainly appreciated if you remember, and if you keep your words...

if even if it's nor remembered, and it's not appreciated, know that at least you've kept your side of the bargain...

it does make you a better person, and appreciate the ppl around you

and that's all that counts, especially when you are old and on a rocking chair...

you know you've done your part...

sauna and steamroom and pool- part 2

2006-03-14T00:34:00.000+08:00

okay.. let me move to the pool now

the weirdest weirdest weirdest thing that i simply cannot understand is... why some, well, actually, alot of guys, would wear underwear inside their swimming trunks!

WTF?

that's the most modestly shameful thing i've ever seen. it seems perfectly alright to those fella, but have they ever considered that it's a pool of water they dipping in, and with their skid-marked grandpa underwear soaking in that water, it's unhygienic to both you and me? think bout that asshole!

now, i've been to some pools in msia, and basically, the guys are divided into 2 categories- the boring old fart, or the gays. the boring old farts are those who wear uncomfortable shorts, 'bike shorts', or some super super 'safe' trunks. when i say 'safe', it basically means those old black trunks, which has gone transparent or tore at some unsightly places...
then there are the gays who wear the neon green colour or my-eyes-hurting thongs to the pool. WTF
Hey! Speedo and Arena and TYR and other swimming apparel brands make some pretty decent swimming trunks for guy, so wear them, and wear them right, meaning, no underwear inside trunks...

Hey!
We guys get all dressed up when we go to office, when we go run the tracks, when we go to the malls, so when at the swimming pool, pls be particular about the only piece of garment that you are wearing.

Call me watevershitbutidon'tcare, but know this, you think it takes A WHOLE LOT to wear a Speedo at the pool. but whatever the case, it ACTUALLY COMES DOWN TO THIS- CONFIDENCE!
If you have body, flaunt it well, flaunt it good.
Even if you have a spare tyre, but if you wear your Speedo proud and with confidence, you can be drowled upon by some of the female lots.

So know this, guys, wear your Speedo right!

(SHIT YOU FOR HAVING ME TO WRITE THIS POST, BUT I SIMPLY CANNOT TAKE THAT ASSHOLIC IMAGE OF A FAT ASSHOLE IN A XS SWIMMING TRUNK, AND A STUPID GUY WHO WEAR BOXER SHORTS IN THE POOL... OUT OF MY MIND.... FOR I'M SWIMMING IN THE SAME POOL AND I SIMPLY CANNOT STOP THINKING, BUT THINKING I DID... AND YES, PLEASE DON'T EVER EVER EVER PEE INSIDE THE POOL!)

this is a serious post

2006-03-11T02:11:00.000+08:00

ok... this is myself posting here, taking over my online asshole personnel...

this is what i have to say to a person i know ( i'm pretty reluctant to call him a friend from this point on)

1) i'm not gonna contact you anymore, for the past few times, you have been finding reasons to avoid me... i get the hint

2) i'm not gonna ask you out for dinner anymore... for i'm no MLM fella or insurance fella, but you still give me dead old reason for not going out for simple dinner... i get the hint

3) i'm not gonna msg u anymore, as u've been giving me reasons not to msg u anymore after a simple "hello..."
fine... i got the hint

in any case, thanks for used to be a good friend to cherish. thanks for being part of my memory...

i used to think that i did something wrong, and i asked and tried to clarift... but it seems like you wouldn't wanna say, and i kept on asking, only to realized that my asking is simply annoying... fine

so i shall leave you alone
i shall leave this friendship alone

it's hard, but i have to, for i have no choice
but know this, i've always been there for you, without any dire for returns...
i've placed my sincerity on the table, which is a rare case
but you didn't take it, so, fine...

all i can say is, good luck, and good nite

R.I.P
sad

Drivers

2006-03-10T23:52:00.000+08:00

in Malaysia are generally divided into 3 categories.

1) The general beings
This group of drivers are the everyday driver you'll encounter at about 80% of the time when you are at the road, at parking lots, and so on. These are the people who drive at the unwrittenly acceptable speed. These are the people who drive with full knowledge of what's the use of all the lights in front and at the back, and oso at the side of the cars. These are the good people, also the boring people.

2) The hell drivers
These are the ppl who drive damn fast like rushing to reincarnate. They drive fast on highways, on jammed road, in parking lots, at small roads, every where. Fast fast fast. They just love it. It's pretty dangerous, but generally this group of people are pretty ok.

3) The asshole drivers
These are the people who know the functions of the lights and horn for all the wrong reason. You signal to cut in front of them, when there is ample space, they horn, they flash their lights. They brake sukak sukak. They stop whenever they like it without any consideration at all.

Now, here comes the asshole me criticizing.

First off:
Johor drivers, specifically JB drivers.
They are the ultimate asshole drivers, be it in their state, or in other states. They are worst of the worst lot. They drive slowly when it is perfectly fine, almost necessary to drive fast. And they drive fast when they are suppose to drive slow. They love to signal that they are turning out, and actually turn out instantly without looking if any car approaching from the back.

Penang drivers
Be cautious when you see cars with PXX #### plate. They U-turn whenever they like. They cut lanes whenever they please. They flash and flash and flash and horn and horn and horn whenever they want. They think they are the king/ queen of the road. No use arguing if accident happens- they always think they are right. And worse, if the driver is some old man/ lady. Expect the most unexpected things ever

KL drivers
There's a saying, there are not KL ppl. And thus, I would extend that, saying, there are no true blue KL drivers. KL drivers are actually from all over Malaysia, so expect all kinds of rojak pattern of drivers. But generally, once they have adopt the WXX #### plate, they are ok... except for a few assholes... but that's fine. A mixed group

Ipoh drivers and Malacca drivers
They are the dumb ass drivers. If they have been staying in Cheras, for example, they are good drivers there. Else where, they are dumb ass. They are just rather stupid drivers generally. They are basically fish-out-of-water drivers when they are at places they are not familiar. They basically become dumb dumb dumb. So, if u see AXX #### or MXX #### drivers in east coast area, chances are, you can bully them. They basically belong to group 1, except if they are on not-so-familiar roads

East coast drivers.
TXX ####, KXX #### and CXX ####.... they are basically rather boring drivers. SO boring, that it's irritating as you venture north of the east coast. CXX #### are boring. TXX #### gets on ppl's nerve sometimes, and KXX #### gets on other drivers' nerve all the time. They can drive so sloooooowwwwwwwww.. snail can be faster even. If if you are to visit Trengganu or Kelantan, you'll find the local drivers driving in the middle of the land, slooowwwwlllllyyyyy.... WTF WTF WTF! even if it's double line ok?!!?

other states' drivers, I've yet to encounter extensively enough to comment.

DYK: I drive a Kancil

sauna and steamroom and pool- part 1

2006-03-10T00:28:00.000+08:00

this is a gym post.

recently, i started to adopt a healthier lifestyle, i.e. lesser alcohol intake (note: it's LESSER), and cutting down on cigarette, and took up gym and began to go to the pool to swim.

since i've just started, i'm not going to talk about my health progress, but rather on what i've observed.

For part one, I'll talked about the steamroom and sauna room. I start off by defining these 2 rooms (maklumlah... ada orang tak tau yang mana steamroom dan yang mana sauna...)

Steamroom, is the one full of steam lar, where your vision can be limited due to the hot vapour. And the sauna is the one with the wooden seat wan lar, most probably with this heater with rocks on it, and ppl can sprinkle water on it.

(Those that you rendam inside air, it's called jacuzzi. Some are called whirlpool due to the way the water inside the tube move lar...)

And first thing first- Malaysian guys are very shy people. VERY VERY SHYYYYYYY.... *blush *blush

I don't know why, but I've seen so many guys wearing underwear or swimming trunk, and then put towels on, and then only go into the sauna or steamroom. KNS. Not comfortable mer? Your brother down there not screaming for help mer? Fine, so you and your brother are used to it, but you should just know that it's not good for ur swimmers hor to cook them in sauna, and FURTHERMORE in your underwear...

Fine... Some places requires swimming trunk to be worn, but KNS, those places do not provide towels wan lar... At the gym, it's perfectly fine (correct me if i'm wrong) to take it off, and wrap a towel around.

I really cannot understand how ppl can bear with the discomfort...

And of course, there are the ang mohs, or those who behave like ang mohs, who go all naturale. As much as I wanna say, that's the way brother! I'm not at all gonna say that. Reason being that these group of ppl, they tend to have not much regard to others around. I dunno why, but perhaps they are looking down on people who are shy and not comfortable with their bodies, but they will strut around with arms wide wide, and with their di di swinging around.

Yes, ang mohs have bigger dicks, and its swinging, KNS, some times must 'siam' wan you know. Of all things, to get touched or worse, slapped by some other guys di di is damn fuckingly disgusting. Use dettol to wash oso won't do.

So this is what I have to say:
Guys, be kind to your brother down there. A towel wrapped around your waist is good enough. And for those people who likes to go all naked, be a bit more considered. In this part of the world, guys are not that used to seeing people naked around, and worse, swinging their dicks around.

And this set me wondering, do girls wear bra and panties into the sauna/ steamroom?
And worse still, further wrap their bodies in towel?
And worse-er still, put another towel around their neck, and covering their shoulder?
And worse-er-er still, wrap their hair in another towel?
Or do girls just wrap in towels? And then go all naked in the sauna/ steamroom?
Or do they actually walk around naked in the changing room?! Hmmmmm.....

Smokers, we already have bad breath

2006-03-06T00:51:00.000+08:00

let's not have bad manners.

Sometimes, some smokers really go all out heck-caringly about others.

Me myself hate it, whenever someone blow 2nd hand smoke at me. wtf. what's ur fucking problem? i don't need your processed smoke. even if u a stranger offer me a puff, i'll say no. dunno what kind of germs u have in ur saliva at the cig butt.

assholes...

so... this is a courtesy shit for fellow smokers. btw, it's not a dictation. it's just my opinion. take it or leave it, but don't tell me not to tell others what to do. it's my blog, and i write it as i like.

1) when you are at a club, know this: it's NOT cool at all holding your cigarette on the dance floor. Some assholes (guys and girls same same wan) think it's the damn coolest thing to swing their fag on the air to the beat of the music. what? that glow is very nice izit? it's hazardous also ok?! if you like that kinda effect, go buy urself some glow sticks instead.

2) when u blow out the smoke. blow upwards expecially in a crowded area. if dunno how, learn. if u think it's not cool, learn how to make it cool.

3) do not ever ever ever ever ever smoke while you are queuing. people around you will hate u and curse you. what, cannot tahan mer? if cannot, step aside.

4) respect the NO SMOKING sign. wtf!?! this is the same goes to ppl who litter at a NO LITTER sign, who spit at NO SPITTING sign.

5) if you know you going to kiss someone, especially if that someone is a non-smoker, or even a smoker, make sure your breath doesn't have that distinctive smell. I smoke, but I hate kissing a smoker. I understand the presence of the smell, but that does not mean I hate the smell.

6) Don't smoke in your friend's car, even if your friend's a smoker. Of course, you might ask 'for permission'. But what do you want your friend to say? Saying 'no' is quite contradicting. Now why shouldn't smoke in your friend's car? Well, your ashes might drop in your friend's car. Some 'burning' ashes might drop in the car. Many other reasons...

7) If you don't have a lighter, ask politely. Don't just take it, light up, and put it back. That's not pleasant at all even though you return it.

8) Don't smoke in the lift. Especially if there are toddlers, babies, old folks, or any other ppl.

9) Don't take smoking as a right, it's a privilege. DOn't agree? Too bad.

And finally,

10) Smoking is bad for your health. Deal with that.

Now, anything else- except saying "Stop smoking"- to add?

minyak sekarang mahal

2006-02-28T23:31:00.000+08:00

kerajaan sudah beri kata putus- minyak petrol akan naik 30 sen seliter. Fuiyoh... sekarang ini, RM1.92 per liter. Mahal kot!

Apa boleh buat? Kerajaan mau kurangkan subsidi, mungkin untuk membolehkan MAS beli lebih manyak lukisan-lukisan untuk dinding pejabat.

Mari kita sembang-sembang tentang subsidi. Subsidi membolehkan kos barang-barangan rendah. Ini ada baik dan buruknya. Ya, barangan kita boleh dijualbeli murah, tetapi di-komper dengan negara lain, barangan kita terlalu murah di pasaran. Dengan sebab itu, orang asing mengambil kesempatan untuk membina kilang. Ini baik, kerana lebih pekerjaan. Itu jugak buruk, kerana buruh kita murah dan kita tak dapat menuntut salary tinggi. Apatah lagi, orang Singapura sebagai contoh, mengambil kesempatan subsidi ini, dan datang ke Johor untuk mengepam kereta mereka. Boleh saya syorkan, subsidi hanya untuk kereta tempatan?

Tapi, bila subsidi ditarik perlahan-lahan, kita orang punya gaji tak naik-naik, tapi barangan bertambah mahal setiap tahun. Ini tidak betul. Tapi apa boleh buat?

Jadi, apa patut kerajaan buat? Subsidi susah mau kawal. Jadi, kerajaan patut pertimbangkan penolakan cukai untuk pemilik kenderaan tempatan. Ini boleh 'eliminate' oportunis di kalangan orang asing. Itu mungkin satu cara untuk membolehkan rakyat tempatan menikmati subsidi.

sorry but

2006-02-25T03:20:00.000+08:00

this is just sick....

http://pressedfur.coolfreepages.com/press/vanityfair/

i mean, wtf man!

Sex Scandal

2006-02-22T23:42:00.000+08:00

so it's just a video. no big deal.

i'm sure alot of guys have watch better and good quality porns before.

but what makes this so intriguing is the story behind how the clip got on to the internet. fuiyoh! it's really the case when the enemy has the last laugh.

if i'm tammy, i would be happy and sad at the same time. sad because of my family and school. but heck about school. i might as well try to be a porn star! maybe an internet type, where i offer reallllll sex by the girl-next-door. i would think that there's a market for this you know...

and i'll work hard and make a lot of money and eventually, my family will just have to accept the person i am- internet porn super star!

anyway ar... besides the story behind the clips, it is also the fact that it's the idea of REAL kinky sex between 2 real couples. Porns are basically acting, but something this reallllll, and especially by 'near local' or local students, it makes it even more fascinating.

anyway, yea lar, she's a poor girl lar... but what i can say is just, well, move on, and let it be a lesson learnt. nevertheless, if u can take the consequences, go ahead and make video clip part 2, maybe a threesome perhaps?

DYK: i carry a condom in my wallet now...yeah!

shopping in singapore

2006-02-18T19:54:00.000+08:00

one thing i like about singapore is shopping.

things here, in my opinion is considerably cheap when there are sales. And the sales here are genuine.

For example, I bought a good Esprit tee with 30% discount.
In Malaysia, I find myself looking at bargain which quality and fashion trend declines with the increase of the discount. If a branded clothing have 50% discount, chances are, it does not have the size, or that the cutting is out, or the design is truly lousy, or that the material is bad or takes much effort to care.

Personally, I still think Malaysia has a long way to go before outtaking Singapore as a shopping paradise of this region.

DYK: I like to swim, though I used to have water-phobia in my childhood days

work matters

2006-02-17T23:55:00.000+08:00

recently, i was involved in a project whereby the person in-charge is not in control of the situation.

mind you, i don't blame anyone for this project going haywire.

for your information, I am to help out with the person in-charge with the documentation and subsequently, the full production stage, where I'll lead a team to develop the prototype and the whole product.

the client has been pretty much pain-in-the-ass, with requirements changed at the very last minutes. fine, that's what's expected of the client, as this is pretty much the first time they are embarking on developing this product themselves.

the person in-charge, yes, he wasn't in control and i think it's pretty much because he's green and he doesn't know the how-to.

so in the end, we ended with a super duper assholic mutherfuckingly full-of-nonsense holy-smokingful deadlines with i know, my production team will bitch about.

and finally, i was tasked to work on the schedule.

ok.... the whole scenario above is bad. but what i really hate most is this: office politic.

forget about the client's fault on being damn indecisive... let's look at the internal situation.

the deadlines are damn tight now, and still, i see people putting up some ass-protecting shield. shit that!

this is the truth: i don't care about office politics, i don't care about reasons. i don't care about explanation. i care about delivery. can we deliver on time, based on the mutherfucking schedule. i have no time and energy to ponder over what went wrong, what ought to be done, and all sorts of lamenting. i wanna find out, whether or not the feasibility is there to complete this project.

but still, some people go around, wasting my time, trying to explain what went wrong, what should be the case. FUCK YOU!

The person in-charge try to put a brave upfront but heck! if I were to tear it apart, that fella will go back crying. The immediate supervisor of the fella in-charge is trying to explain the situation, shit that! I don't have the time to listen as I'm trying to come up with remedy. Then there are the specialist of the subject, trying to salvage their ideas which were torn apart by the client. I say, go to hell! Work harder to understand what the clients want and come up with something the client will be please, and not something you simply think will be good. Know this: what you think is good, doesn't necessary mean the client is think is good. You think you know all ar? Go jump off the bridge lar! If you doesn't have an open mind for suggestion from client, you'll just be re-doing your part of coming up with requirements and prototypes, and in the ned, the development team will suffer as your part will take longer time than allocated.

So, all in all, I'm in a assholic situation, where I will make some people unhappy, in order to make it for the deadlines. I'm not going to make the production team unhappy, as I'll be working with them directly to produce the product, so, the prototype people, you are in deep shit... I'm going to work you like mad now.

Anticipate that!

valentine's day in singapore

2006-02-15T22:22:00.000+08:00

i was walking around in singapore at night during valentine's day.

and yes, i was alone, walking along Orchard Road.

yes, it's sad.

but i saw was equally sad.

call me a sore loser or whatever, i don't care. but this is what i got to say:

i saw couples, and couples and couples.

firstly: the guy and the girl couple.
some of them, they just look plain tired. with one of them holding the rose, a bunch or a stalk, dragging themselves on the walkway. apparently, they must had had a rushed through expensive valentine's dinner at some posh hotel/ restaurants. or that they had a simple meal at one of the crowded fast food restaurant and they just finished some crappy movie at crowded cinema. worst, the unfortunate ones who did not make reservation, and could not decide on what to end, and while walking on the street, the guy decided to buy the girl a flower from one of those vendors on the street, and before they both knew it, they simply grew tired of the day and just strolling around. whatever it was, they just look damn tired.

then, there were those lovey dovey ones. and they were all dressed to the nine. chances were, the guy had splashed hundreds if not thousands for that day to make the girl all happy. in other words, happiness belong to the rich ones on this day. i saw a couple who were so damn lovely towards each other. then i saw the car the guy, who doesn't even look like he's over puberty, drove- a BMW. then, i saw another couple; they were all dressed up all expensive- i supposed they were pretty rich. then, while taking the bus back, i saw another lovey dovey couple and i thought, i could be proven wrong here. and then, i saw the couple alighted at Sixth Avenue (basically a place where some of the rich people stay).

then, there were another type of couple: two girls.

nope, they didn't look very lesbo to me, rather, they looked like two single girls who did not want to spend Valentine's Day alone at home. And when two girls had the same idea, they decided to go out. these girls, truth is, i don't know what they did actually. did they go around picking at couples, commenting on what they wear, buying each other roses... whatever.

and the guy-guy couple... well, i didn't see any.

and there are the group dates. these were the ones that were nervous and try to be cool about it. they were the ones who didn't know what to do when alone with their partners, so they called their friends along. and they had group dates. group dates are fun; they laughed, they took photographs together, they jumped around, and so on. it's simply not personal, and they just wanna make sure that that day went well. it's a safe bet.

then there was this combination: a group of girls. this is an extension of two girls. and this is even sadder. and they tried to cheer themselves up by being bitchy and heck care about the rest of the world. they laughed loud, they became inconsiderate. they just heck care... bitches in a group, what can be worse?

well, a boy-girl couple, and a LIGHTBULB!
that's just the worst combo ever. oh come on!!!! being a bulb during valentine's day? whatever reason it was, it's just a pure pure loser being a BULB.

it's so sad. i was sad. and what i saw, it was sad as well. i didn't feel love, i didn't see love.

i shall drown myself in alcohol.

bitter pill

2006-02-09T01:09:00.000+08:00

how many times, have you been told, or experience this:
you have taken your sugar, now you have to take your medicine?

ppl make new friends now and again. the first few contacts, it's pretty fun. you find out what interest both of u share. both invite each other to outings, movies, dinner, lunch, shopping...- hanging out is damn fun.
and which that, you both got closer.

and then, both begin to see the 'bad sides'. it's fine actually, because no one is changing anyone else, but still, advice is offered:
"oh! you shouldn't bite your fingernails."
"maybe you wanna join a gym?"
"why don't you consider looking for another job if you keep complaining about your current one?"
"you shouldn't smoke that much"
"you shouldn't drink that much if you are vomitting blood"

and that's when, the relationship turn sour. the one being offered the advice would think that his/her friend is being kaypoh. yes, that friend is kaypoh, but that friend is just voicing out concerns. friends concern each other.

the one being offered advice, would sometimes think: I don't need another mother in my life.

and thus... the two began to drift apart.

YOU!
who are you?

are you often getting advise from friends? and choose to ignore that advice and choose to distant yourself from that friend?
or are you the one who offer advice? and realized your friend is ignoring you? and you feel alone?

so this is a lesson:
NEVER OFFER ADVICE

to remain friends and improve on your friendship, never offer advise that's deem to wanna change some kind of traits...
to remain friends and improve on your friendship, support one another though it's .... meaningless. take for example:

A: i hate my job. i hate it, i hate it
B: why don't you consider looking for another job if you keep complaining about your current one?
WRONG!!!!! B shouldn't say that. B should say:
B: your boss is really teruk, go tiu him habis habis

A: My girlfriend....shit, she damn ma fan.
B: How come?
A: Aiyahhh... Shit her lar. Got lar. I smoke so much also because of her, she make me stress, i smoke to de-stress. Chilakak
B: You know, you shouldn't smoke that much
WRONG!!!!! B shouldn't say that. B should say:
B: Your gf is damn teruk lar. Wah kau. Should just dump her
WRONG!!!!! B shouldn't say that. B should say:
B: Your gf is damn teruk lar. Wah kau. Girl damn ma fan.

ok, enough examples.
anyway, MY ADVICE IS:

don't offer your friend the bitter pill. They'll DIE DIE DIE.
Bitter pill can only be offer to friends that are more than 10 years. Yup! Sup nin, sepuluh tahun... and that also with risk wan ok?

damnit

geisha and me

2006-02-07T00:20:00.000+08:00

previously, i mentioned about watching memoirs of a geisha with a group of people. well, it did happen, and it's pretty much exactly how I expected the companionship to be.

it's a lonely feeling, no doubt.

but why did i ever initiate it, and actually go along with it. simple- i just want to watch the movie.

the movie is pretty good. though it's pretty 'hollywood', but overall, i enjoyed it.

as for the company, i don't quite remember what we ate before the movie, where we went for the movie, and so on (after typing, it came back to me...)

so there, the movie first, the company second.

i hope no movie comes around in that fashion again- having to ask people to go along just for courtesy sake.

anyway.
in a few days time, i'll be celebrating my birthday.

i suppose this year will be sad birthday. i miss my good old pals and family. i miss them more, knowing that the ppl surrounding me right now, are well.... prima facie ( not as an appropriate term, but well, it somewhat conveys what i have in mind). it's just that. face front. take it as it is.

back to my birthday.
i'm feeling so mellow, that i'll be gone a few days. maybe i'll blog, maybe i won't. CNY's break is long, but not long enough.

DYK: Oh yea! I love movies.... every kind

My zodiac

2006-02-05T01:36:00.000+08:00

Nope, I'm not a bull; I'm a water bearer:

Taken from here~~~

Aquarian Traits:
Friendly and humanitarian (I'm slowly striking these out.)
Honest and loyal (Yes, I know I am)
Original and inventive (Sometimes I am)
Independent and intellectual (Independent, yes. Intellectual, some people think so, but not I)

On the dark side....
Intractable and contrary (Yes, me guilty of these)
Perverse and unpredictable (And these too)
Unemotional and detached (I'm longing for these traits...)

"Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity."

I have both actually. I contracdict myself too much sometimes, so much so that I wouldn't be surprised if I'd argued with my own self before...

"They have a breadth of vision that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument without shilly-shallying as to which side to take. Consequently they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view. This is because they can see the validity of the argument, even if they do not accept it themselves. They obey the Quaker exhortation to "Be open to truth, from whatever source it comes," and are prepared to learn from everyone."
Oh yeah! I believe in being in the middle. Rather, I prefer to be spectator. Take for example, if two fella is arguing, I rather watch and be entertained. If I have to intervene, I'll slap both of the first, and then listen to their explanation, for I know, in an argument, in the first place, both are always wrong to start the fight.

"Both types are humane, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic, though this last quality is tempered with a sensible practicality. They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor."
Yea yea yea~~ that's me... But alot of people can't take my frankness in real person hor...

"They are nearly always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. "
And many don't listen to me hor...

"Many are strongly imaginative and psychically intuitive, so that the Age of Aquarius, which is about to begin, is much anticipated by psychic circles as an age in which mankind will experience a great spiritual awakening."
Hahaha... yea right! Cheers to that!

"Both types need to retire from the world at times and to become temporary loners. They appreciate opportunities for meditation or, if they are religious, of retreats."
So so true... I enjoy companionship, but at the same time, I appreciate my time alone...masturbating perhaps?

"Normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama."
Hmm, I've done something related to drama, and I'm proud of it.

"They do not give themselves easily - perhaps their judgment of human nature is too good for that - and are sometimes accounted cold. But once they decide that someone is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible mental attraction on them and will themselves become tenacious friends or lovers, ready to sacrifice everything for their partners and be faithful to them for life."
This is pretty true. So pardon me for being cold here, for that's my nature 8-)

"However, they are sometimes disappointed emotionally because their own high personal ideals cause them to demand more of others than is reasonable. And if they are deceived their anger is terrible. If disillusioned, they do not forgive."
And this is why I rant and rant here.

"Aquarians work best in group projects, provided that they are recognized as having a leading part in them."
Truth is, I'm pretty lazy to lead nowadays...

"Among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, and a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions. Aquarians can be a threat to all they survey or a great boon for humanity in general. Circumstances - for example, continuous opposition to a cause they hold dear - may cause the atrophy of the openness of mind that is one of the Aquarian's most attractive traits. They may express a lack of integrity in broken promises, secretiveness or cunning. Simmering anger and resentment, rudeness or, worse, a tense, threatening silence which may suddenly burst out in eruptions of extreme temper, these are all part of the negative side of the Aquarian. This can also reveal itself in a sustained hatred for enemies that is capable of enlarging itself into a misanthropy toward the whole of mankind."
All that written, is basically saying that, Aquarians are evil (it's written in a almost apologetic nice way... 8-) )Yes, I admit, I'm evil. I'm as evil as I can be. But I know, there are somethings I won't do, like rape, gang-fight, kill a puppy, rob a bank, back-stab, burn down a house, burn down a zoo, poison someone to death, throw a baby out of the window, strangle a baby, drive dangerously and the list goes on...

So there you have it.

DYK: If you don't know by now, I'm an AQUARIAN, asshole...

MIA for CNY

2006-02-05T01:21:00.000+08:00

for about 1 week, I went MIA. I got off the internet and went to a place I shall call Paradise (maybe I'll post a picture...maybe later). It was great and relaxing, and needless to say, I drank, but I did not get drunk. This is one of the few rare occasions when it didn't really matter to get super intoxicated.

Some of my friends were telling me, how dreadful it will be to go back to work on Monday after the week-long break. As for me personally, I've no comment; I'm neither happy or sad to go back to work. I know I won't be dragging my feet.

DYK: After discussions and arguments, my mom still treats me as a kid.

I do this alot of time

2006-01-27T01:30:00.000+08:00

I've been hurt before, and it has become my nature to test people around me.

when it's no longer

2006-01-23T21:42:00.000+08:00

the companion that matters...

I've made 'arrangement' to watch Memoirs of a Geisha next week. It's a movie that I wanted to watch right now. It has been quite some time, when I feel deserted by my friends, or at least people whom I thought are my friends. I wanted to watch it alone, but then again, I don't want to bump into anyone.

I don't care you know, if anyone sees me watching movie alone, for I'd done it before- many times- and people had gawked before- many times. But I simply can't stand it when people ask and remarked it to my face: oh! you watching it alone? how come? never cio me along.

Yea right. Like for real.

I've cio you so many times but you are never free, got this lar, got that lar. Forget it.

Why? Cannot watch movie alone izit? You are watching movie, not chatting along in the cinema or anything like that. Cannot mer? Go die.

~~~

So I decided to ask a few people whether or not they want to watch and they said okay. I told them to book the tickets, and they did. Fine.

So the plan is that, we'll be watching movie. But there's a chance too, that they might back out. Fine; I'll go and watch alone if that happens and I'll bear the risk of bumping into someone I know.

Perhaps you might think, I'm a loser. Perhaps you might think, I'm not a likable person. I don't know, and neither do I care so much. For I know, I had many good friends before, but they simply not around to watch movies with me. I miss them, and I know they miss me; we've told each other before. We have promised to meet up soon, and at least that I know, is a promise that will be kept.

so, right now, I'll be watching Memoirs of a Geisha next week with some 'friends'. We'll be having dinner and chit chat and laugh and tease each other, but I know, as soon as the lights dim down in the cinema, I'll be alone.

that's how lonely I feel nowadays.

DYK: I like baileys on the rock.

more on 10 words meme

2006-01-23T01:37:00.000+08:00

and more:

an american, who's simple
T.Fairy
atul
let's go jogging
southern western sun
apa itu niko?
inside a single guy's head
d-e-z-p-h-a-i-r-e
the linguist
rambling life forward...
anurag bakhshi
educated, but unemployed
another beer fella
Sngl guy
ranting raving bitch
oh-lala emmie, the pair of thongs
meaningless crap
velvet verse
Elaine Chow
hantu
kura cat
val
Jo Anne
hoshi hoshi
on the walk...
april MAY june
the fish who can't swim
echoo oo oo
pelfy chen(... again??!)
jolene

hope you all enjoyed reading them, as much I do. and wahhh!!! it has gone off malaysian soil wor! LOL

Me doing it? Are you crazy? It's a tough meme! Wait till when I'm drunk, then I'll try to attempt it okay?

DYK: The meme was created when I was drunk, and was emailed out. Thus, I don't remember who are the very first few receipents

The original meme

2006-01-22T00:14:00.000+08:00

This was the version 1.1 of the meme (some re-sentencing and some modification from ver1.0):

The golden rules:
1) write an entry of between 100-200 words, with these words have to be included once, and only once:

- I
- me
- blowjob
- grapes
- random
- power
- loneliness
- water
- robot
- blue

2) when you forward this meme, you can only change any 2 words out of the 10.
3) your essay must make some kind of sense. if it's not cool, then it won't get published...
4) meme cannot be sent back to the sender.

I call this meme: 10-WORDS-DETERMINED-ESSAY"

up to the challenge?

bottle

Apparently many of you are really up to the challenge wor. Damn good writing ler. You all went to blog school and graduated with Degree of BlogWritingExpert (1st class) ar?

OK... me going to tag. Dunno if these chatty ppl will write, but here goes:

1) Fat Fat Fat Fat
2) Maha Guru Sia
3) yap k.c.
4) painfully funny
5) c.c.c.c.c.p

10 words meme? i love ya stories

2006-01-21T00:23:00.000+08:00

went to PPS just now and I discovered this by Liz.

As I track backwards, I discover even more and more!

Wahhhh! I thought no one did the meme, but apparently it has been moving about worrrr..... oh yea, I'm the s-hole who created the meme, and no... i'm not going to do my own mememememememe..

But I love you all. Choose one:
a) *Kiss*
b) *Hug*
c) *Hump*
d) All the above

Here's the list of ppl who has done the meme. Those I didn't list, sorry to miss you out lar. Email me lar, and I'll add you in here, ok? Don't cry, take 50cent and play far far...

Bryan sapien
a plate of rojaks
suanie the lovelie (thanks for passing it on)
Ah Pek, pek pek pek
Jeremy C, see what?
blazing angel
JoeC, see what? LOL
Hedonistics 8-)
lamenting kyels
stress while fucking
orgasmic Paul
Kimberly-oh-so-cun
who-doesn't-love Helen?
dabbing dab
itsy bitsy spider
lima kali mama
no-vowel Yvy
PPPPPLLLIIIINNNKKKKKKKKK
i'm Ran
tengok lalu...
CMOS chip
independent baby
KK farted put-putttttt....
erna mahyuni
shan, the polar bear ( the now famous 10 WORDS DETERMINED ESSAY??!!? wahhhhh!!! sure or not!?!? )
Iris
bawah bayu girl
doesn't-care-much scorkes
battery-needed athenos
see- thru
star trek
pelf-ism ?
em jo
nude blogger
bulatan segi empat sama
guilty emily
sarung kaki
some kinda killer
i want a duck

okok... added a few more:

Mr. Tan Yee Wei
Mr. Tan Yee Hou
Guitar Girl
pretty comic
sing song
jalur sempit
S-Kay II

ok... lazy to go on liao.
tiring you know to drink and blog-find.

need to rest, my liver need to rest jugak.

till then. terima kasih. i enjoyed reading.

DYK: I no longer carry a condom in my wallet

hello?

2006-01-18T23:50:00.000+08:00

MSN conversation:-

[tictactoe comes online]
me: hello

[silence]
me: hello?

[tictactoe goes offline]
[me goes into hotmail account and see tictactoe online]

damnit
what's that asshole's problem?
i dunno what i did or said to deserve being blocked.
seriously, i don't know.

and it has happened in the past, and i've asked before.
and all i get is some 'feel good' response.

wtf!@!@!
wtf!^!^!^!
wtf!%$!%$

hey! i'm not ur future employer, so i don't need all those sugar-coated shit. just tell me, and we'll see how we can resolve this.

i noe i'm no saint, i'm no a pleaser, but i'm willing to discuss through wat went wrong.

i'm the kind of person who value and treasure friendship alot, so much so that no one can really imagine. so it really hurt me when i got to noe when i'm treated in some ways un-appreciated. i hate that, because i noe i won't do this kinda things back.

i hate it.

i hate unanswered hello.

shit you.

i curse you.

DYK: I get chatty when I'm drunk

Chinese zodiac reading 2006

2006-01-18T18:11:00.000+08:00

okay. here's the thing.

comes new year, or chinese new year, you'll see a hell lot of horoscope books in bookstores. you see ppl discussing it on radio and TV. you see it on the internet. Ppl will blog about it (proof me wrong...)

and most of the time, curiosity takes the better part of everyone, so will finally watch/ read/ listen/ so on. even some ppl who dun believe in such thing, still want to take a peek.

but really lar... why ar? why?

how true is it?

has anyone really provided sound scientific truth about all those stuff? has anyone look back, say for 5 years and check if everything's accurate?

till someone can really show me something solid, i remain sceptical.

DYK: this year's is NOT my Chinese Zodiac :p

hate me for this post

2006-01-14T05:13:00.000+08:00

some times, your worst enemy is your best friend. and that's bad.

i live my life, trying to make all things right. I'm not the kind of person who believe that it's natural to have people who likes you, and people who hates you. I believe that everyone's good in certain ways, and I want to see that.

I believe that some day, I'll embrace my worst enemy and say, it will be fine one day. I'll understand where you coming from, I'll understand.

But right now, I fuckingly hate you, and I hate myself.

It's just ain't right, it just ain't right. I'm going against all that I want to hold dear, it's against all that I cherish.

I see bottles crashing down into pieces.

You are my enemy. I am an enemy of myself.

I hate you. I hate myself.

tonite is the last night; conversation again

2006-01-13T01:12:00.000+08:00

I'll be leaving for an exciting (hopefully lar) weekend; so tonite will be last night me getting drunk in KL. so must fast fast finish off the vodka.

now, let's see... what to blog ar?

okok... a conversation piece:

bottle, "gayboy!"

gayboy, "yo... I saw your post. so you got gay tendency lar."

"Fuck you!"

"Oh yeah baby! Do it to me"

"Shit you..."

"Oh@@... you want it don't you..."

"Go fuck yourself"

"If I could, I would"

"Argghhhhh!"

"You coming?"

"I'm going if you stop all these shit talk."

"Okay..."
"So tell me... how's life?"

"Same old lar."

"Been fucking lately?"

"Fuck you!"

"That would be nice"

"There you go again. Strike one"

"You serious?!"

Of course."

"Okay okay... you want to remove your shirt?"

"Strike two"

"Asshole, I just ask you to remove your shirt lar. Fuck."

"Ok, fine."

"Remove liao"

"I'm shirtless at home"

"Good boy... Now remove your pants"

"Idiot!"

"Idiot calling others idiot...."

"What the hell you want me to remove my pants?!"

"You saw the Jay Leno show?"

There's this Jay Leno show lar...where people will do all sorts for a free photo.

Me lazy to find and post the pic of the big eater..... GO google it out lar... :P

lost steam

2006-01-12T00:30:00.000+08:00

This fella has apparently lost its steam. No more post from the whore, so I think that's the end.

This fella however, has inspired me somewhat. Maybe I should go and buy a jogging shoes. Must start somewhere...

Anyone has any fast remedy to lose weight? Don't tell me "have more sex". I'll scratch your car...

this

2006-01-10T01:31:00.000+08:00

i read, and i wonder.

i don't believe that anyone's born a homo.

i think anyone's born pure. circumstances made up who we are.

and why are some ppl are homo, some are straight?

i think it's a matter of preference of wanted to be loved.

if a boy received a very special kinda feeling from another boy, somewhat expressed in a profound manner.... i would think that that boy will grow up with that experience in him, and he may incline towards homosexuality.

of course, society play a large role in shaping ppl.

if a girl find comfort alot in another girl, and she grows up loving that kinda comfort, she'll most prob won't learn to appreciate opposite sex especially if she has been through some bad experience with the male counterpart.

Now.
Let's talk about me
and my 'homo' experience.

In the past, I shall confess...that I've been comforted by 2 guys.
I've not been keeping in contact with one of them, but the other is still around...

Don't get me wrong, I've not had any wild sex on the beach with passionate lovemaking or anything with any guy...but let's talk about FEELING

These 2 fella... I had very good comfort feelings whenever they call me, whenever they SMS me, whenever they tell me things will be alright when everything's going wrong...

Somehow...

I felt cared, I felt I belonged.

Perhaps, I can't differentiate the meaning of being a loved one and best friend. But let me tell you, it's really nice... the feeling.

I don't know.

Maybe, it's when I was desperately lonely, when I was seeing nothing at all of tomorrow, when these 2 fella came about, at those times...

But those times have passed. I don't see myself getting involved in any of those guys ok!?!? And I'm currently looking forward to say love to this girl.... If I can gather enough courage, one day, one day...

DYK: I carry a condom in my wallet

i'm addicted to this song

2006-01-10T01:12:00.000+08:00

it's official. i'm addicted to this song:

enjoy

DYK: I love gwen stefani...she's da bomb

LDR doesn't work. Deal with it (I)

2006-01-09T22:57:00.000+08:00

I shall start off by defining Long-Distance Relationship (LDR) as I see it.
Both have to be separated, geographically for a long period of time, at least 3-4 months; every time they meet, this period is reset.

Simple.

LDR doesn't work simply because in a relationship, you need to see, feel and touch each other. Yes, words can perhaps make you feel, imaginative ones can see, but to touch? No, you can't feel the warmth- while touching the letter, on the computer screen- of the body while having sex, while heavypatting, while holding hands walking down the road on a cold autumn evening.

LDR makes you long for each other yes, and both can actually seek all those longing confort in OTHER PEOPLE... The temptation is great, very great. It's very frustrating, agonizing.. when you are lonely and sad and your 'other half' is not around. But hey! they are other people around. How tempting, how tempting.

Sure, technology nowadays 'bring us closer to each other'. We have IM, we have skype, we have all sorts... but still. It's the same reason why people still write letters even though there's email. It's the same reason why people still meet up. It's the same reason why some people still buy books even though it's cheaper to have it in digital form.

LDR just won't work. We are human. We long, and we can't resist temptation. We make promises, yes, and we are capable of breaking them. We make mistakes.

LDR simply doesn't work.

DYK: I have a pair of jeans for a year or so, which was washed only a few days ago...

crazy...

2006-01-09T02:21:00.000+08:00

http://groggypot.blogspot.com/2006/01/wedding-dinner.html

what? crazy ar to give other things besides money in angpao at wedding dinner?

i'll bitch-slap anyone who give me some 'memorable' photo as a wedding gift at my wedding dinner.

if you are invited to wedding dinner, please come prepared with red packet okay...

this is what i think the norm is:

you'll get a call informing you about a wedding dinner. this will most likely at least a month for 2 or even 6 months ahead. this is when you say you'll be able to attend or not. if you are able to, you'll be 'issued' a wedding dnner invitation. at this instance, you are obliged to give ang pao liao. if you attend, you'll give the 'appropriate' amount. if you back out at the last minute, you'll still have to give angpao too, at 50% discount. this is simply because, a seat has been allocated to you.

if you can't attend the dinner, or simply don't want to, decline the invitation. then you'll be invited to either 1) wedding lunch reception for christian wedding, or 2) morning session of the weidding, where the groom go and 'fetch' the bride. these sessions, you are not expected to give angpao, but a gift token is appreciated, be it photoframe, or jewellery or household item or simply... ang pao.

So yes, it's essential, it's mandatory, it's compulsory, to bring $$ to Chinese wedding dinner. if you are vegetarian, back out, for meat will surely be served most of the time, unless you request for it, and if there are demand for vegetarian dishes, you might just end up sitting with the rest of the vege folks.

and your ang pao, you better write your name on it as well. if you don't, the ushers will tag your angpao based on the guestbook that you pen right before you enter the banquet room...so don't try to be stingy or funny with the amount you giving...

after you have 'paid' for your meal, you are most welcome to the dinner.... and YUUMMMMMMMM SEEEEENNNNNGGGGGGG!!!

girls look at other girls with envy

2006-01-08T23:30:00.000+08:00

do guys look at other guys with envy?

I do.

I look at some guys and I sure feel like shouting yousonofabitch at that fella.

Yousonofabitch, your girlfriend is damn hot.

Yousonofabitch, you have the coolest car.

Yousonofabitch, you went for a great holiday.

And then, I despise them when they start to complain. Sometimes, the intention is to 'downplay' the 'goodness'...

So that fella will say things like:

My girl's got a lousy temper...

My car is more than 3 years old now...

I came back with a hole in my pocket...

And, what went through my mind is:

Yousonofabitch, your girlfriend is damn hot, and that's why u still keeping her though she's bad temper?

Yousonofabitch, you have the coolest car, and pls admit that, and all the car maintenance by your father... you have a damn cool car...

Yousonofabitch, you went for a great holiday, and you can afford it, and you had fun.

Bottom line, I envy the lucky guys; guys who are born rich, guys who are born with a pretty-face, guys who can sweet-talk...
And I despise guys who DON'T ADMIT or FAIL TO SEE how lucky they are.

Damnit.

DYK: I own 4 ties, which I rarely wear.

Conversation

2006-01-06T02:04:00.000+08:00

cockhead: chey, you think what?

bottle: i write whatever i want lar

cockhead: kns. that will certainly make you the most crap fella lor

bottle: *roll eyes*

cockhead: try writing about your dog.

bottle: Jacque?

cockhead: yea lar, everyone's like a cute dog. you write, sure a lot of people want to see.

bottle: i'm not going to pimp my dog

cockhead: else, go and thank everyone for every single little thing

bottle: you mistaken me for some desperado.

cockhead: LOL, like [censored] ar?

bottle: yea lar, who else? she's the favourite bloggirl wan lar. cannot touch one.

cockhead: yea lor. she damn got air in her head.

bottle: in a few years time, think she'll be damn old looking...

cockhead: i'm sure most bloggers don't mind

bottle: yea lor. wah sai. think she super great lor.

cockhead: in bed?

bottle: i don't want her to be in my bed. thank you.

cockhead: you'll take any girl up to your bed.

bottle: *strangle cockhead*

cockhead: so what so great about her?

bottle: i also don't know. macam lar, she know all these cute people in the online community. then act semacam. then tell me how certain people can join this group, how certain people are banned from this group, how she's part of that group, that forum, met that fella, this fella...

cockhead: she's a expensive whore is it?

bottle: whore... yes, expensive...no. damn ugly and fat and short.

cockhead: LOL. good lar, at least in the virtual world, she's loved.

bottle: that's all that counts.

DYK: I have at least 5 lighters

I am just another blogger

2006-01-06T00:03:00.000+08:00

Yes that's true.

My online persona is what you've been reading here. There are some price to pay even by being anonymous. 1) I won't want to meet anyone in person, or keep in close contact with anyone who wants to know me better. 2) I have to do some kind of censoring because some people that I know, come around here.

And my online persona doesn't match the real-life me. And that's normally how some if ALL not bloggers are.

I'm just an ordinary guy, who likes to drink beer and smoke my day through. Ok, I'm like an ah pek... too early to be one, but hell care... I'm just a guy, who doesn't know how to hold a conversation; starting one is almost impossible. i'm just a guy who doesn't mind spending the time in front of the tv, or computer. i just a regular guy... for i am, i am.

think from now on ar... I'll include a Did-You-Know (DYK) fact about me at the end of each post. If I don't ar, either I forgot, or I don't have anything interesting to put.

DYK: I drink at least 2 cans of beer every night.

office romance don't work; deal with it

2006-01-03T11:28:00.000+08:00

some advice always falls on deaf ears.

many people have said, that to fall in love with your workmate, it just won't work.

it takes quite alot to handle this kind of relationship.

it might still work if you both are in different departments, but if you are in the same department, and sitting in the same room, where it's just a few cubicle away, you are doomed.

both of you can't concentrate in your work when everything's so cloud-nine, as well as when both of you had some argument. you'll be spending most of the time visiting the pantry, visiting each other's cubicle, visiting everywhere together. and it's a thrill to play online games together, to chat together over IM, and giggling together, and hide your computer screen whenever the boss comes around.

let's talk about mealtime. come lunchtime, you two most probably gonna go have your meals together. and if you are from different department, you two will probably eat by yourselves minus other workmate because both are not comfortable with the other's workmate, and the workmate's not comfortable being 'light bulbs'. and come dinnertime, you two will go out to makan together again.

you are bound to each other 24-7 now. it's bad. you two don't have much space for your own self. and being in contact so so much, the possibility of getting into disagreement is so high.

but no.. some people just cannot resist, especially those newbies who have just started work. WTF. you come to work to earn money, not to earn a gf or bf. get your priority right.

and you think the rest of the office don't know about the relationship. you think your boss doesn't know ar? crazy.
and when ppl frown, and especially you are confronted about it, you'll just go and say that they are just jealous.
"Stupid boss call me in again lor."
"Why ler darling?"
"Say I shouldn't giggle."
"*Giggle *giggle"
"If I want to giggle, I giggle lar"
"Guys also can giggle one mar...."
"Yalor. Think his wife never made him giggle in bed."
"*Giggle *giggle"

Hello? You think people got so much time to feel jealous ar of your relationship? Some times, it's simply that your job is affected and the boss tell you. Your other workmate thinks that your part for the project wasn't done right, so tell you.

What's the worse thing? When you two break up.
You think what? Others have to sympathize with you? Others have to deal with you? You go deal with it yourself.

You started a joke, and it will leave you crying

the gay-est sport ever ii

2006-01-03T02:31:00.000+08:00

ok... in addition, the gayest sport:-

horse riding
and
diving

dunno why, just think so...

i believe in karma

2006-01-02T22:40:00.000+08:00

a few days back, a promise was made to me.

and it was broken.

and i hated it, who doesn't?

and i cursed, not in the swearing way though.

and to my perversive delight, something lousy happened to the promiser.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i believe in karma. do something bad, and you'll receive the consequences, somehow.

i believe that there's some kind of strange force that makes the world goes round, that makes the world ticks.

i believe in promises. though some people have the track record of breaking them again and again, i still believe in promises made.

i know, i'm not being logical to keep on believing in those who lied, but that's just who I am. I'm just a naive person in this sense- to forgive. But I'm not naive enough to forget.

i wouldn't think that I'm the sort of person who hold grudges. Unless, the wrong-doing is great enough. And even that, I stand on the ground that I'm remembering.

If I think that the other party doesn't know that they did wrong, I'll go to them and tell them what's in my mind. Vice versa, I appreciate anyone with issue with me, to come to me. Let's settle, that's what I'll say.

And I don't believe in accepting sorry, for I don't see any weight in that word anymore, it's just too cheap, it's just too convenient.
"Sorry, I'm late..."
"I'm sorry to offend you the other day."
"Sorry to break that glass."

I don't accept those above- meaningless. I accept:

"Sorry, I'm late. Won't happen again next time." And it really did never happen again.
"I'm sorry to offend you. I'll try to not to do that again." And the person TRY to not offend me in that way again.
"Sorry to break that glass. Where did you buy it? I'll go and get a new one for you..."

And so, I rarely say sorry, unless I really mean it and that I've no other means to show that I know that I'm wrong. If not, I'll go all the way to show how wrong I am and that I'll try to make amend.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

And so, I cursed that person. And I shall wait for that karma to come back to me.

meanwhile, i'll wallow in vodka coke.

was at the loft

2006-01-01T04:05:00.000+08:00

i was at KLCC with some friends.

then i parted with my friends who were satisfied after watching fireworks. they all drove home, i decided to hang around...

wtf?! what's celebration without some booze?

so i head towards zouk, which was the nearest... yup, by myself.

what to do? my drinking kaki all got 'program' and those bunch that i was hanging out with weren't all that keen on drinking alcohol that night- they had to wake up early, dunno for what fuck, maybe to have early fuck-s? i dunno, i heck oso...

so i made my way to zouk and hell... it was 1 am and there was still a queue. and the cover charge is RM65. hell no, i wasn't that prepared to pay that much. so i went to upstair, the loft instead.

the loft is a pretty small place, but nonetheless, it was pretty great as everyone had to dance body to body.

i stayed at the counter for a while, ordering drinks after drinks. after i got myself pretty high, i began to groooovvveee to the music, and after awhile, i got to know 2 couples who were dancing close to the ordering bar. they were really sporting and even offered me a drink. of course, i had to return them a favour- i bought them drink as well. and i got to dance with this 2 girls who were really hot and could really shake it shake it baby...

it was really great. though i wasn't with my friends, everyone there were eager to great each other happy new year and danced with ya for a good while.

it has been quite a while since I had this much fun. the last time, i was in spore dancing with strangers. but i must say, the KL crowd outdid the spore crowd hands down.

in singapore, ppl tend to be more click-ish, meaning they stay close with their friends and the circle is damn hard to break in. and if you do, they'll most likely to give you the wtf look and go off.

hey! we are all there to have fun and let's hve fun, okay?

i'm not going to hit on your girlfriend. i'm not going to try to be cool. we ARE All cool and just wanna have fun and dance. in other words, sporean clubbers pretty much sell ex.

and once, i got to exchange phone number with this person at spore club, and you know what, that person is doing insurance! so, that why the person's eager to exchange phone no.

tonight, i got to know 2 person whom i'd exchanged no. with. i don't know if they will keep in contact with me in the future, but at least i noe, they are not getting my no. because of some 'motive'.

ok... party hard, party responsibly.

good nite. sleep tight

happy new year 2006.

:)

i like this post

2005-12-31T14:55:00.000+08:00

by kcyap.

my respond:
1. yes! I've seen girls go around wondering where their purse were. Some are ok- they asked if you'd seen it. Some just pushed you aside, most probably thinking: get out of my way, i'm looking for something

2. i've seen the dance, minus the shouting though...

3. this girl really did kick my ass a few times. at first it was ..cute, then it was painful. i turned around and shouted at her: stop it! and i pat on her head.... LOL
who says girls are not strong?

4. Never try to re-apply makeup when you are drunk.

5. Guys drop their cigarette and takes it up and smokes again.

6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. -see? see? see?
now, got any guys who cry wan ar?

7. girls in particular like to jump and shout tat, whether drunk or not. no?

8. oh yea. a girl i noe told me she once talked to a cook for the whole night.

9. lol.... nvr seen this one happening before.

10. Also, never REALLY Seen this one before...

11. most ppl, girls and guys tend to pass out. normal lar...

12. who doesn't?

13. i've not seen that, but kena yelled at myself coz the drink i brought back to the table doesn't seem like got the gin. wtf...

14. nope, nvr seen this before...

15. nope, never seen this before either...

16. that's errrrr.... lucvkily no guys hav peed at the urinal, but in fact peeing at my shoes! he'll get it for sure, drunk or not...

17. the tighter the better ;)

18. ...and on the pavement, by the side of the road, on stairs, flower pot, and so forth...

19. everyone forgets to button up sometimes...

now, i think the worse thing is...for a girl with long hair to puke. it's worse when there are no one around to help her.

"i got to...." BUEEEEKKKKKKKK!

"oooohhhh.... nnnnooooooo... i got it on my...." BUEEEEKKKKK!

"...top"

"and I got it in my...." BUEKK BUEEEK BUEEEEKKK!

"between my fingers and hair and i can flip my hair and...." BUEEEKKKKK!

"I got it on my face, and it's running up my nose again... and ...." BUEK NO MORE....

whatever the case, if see a girl sitting alone at the pavement, obviously drunk, go help her.... IN A GOOD WAY. don't try to pok mong... else u'll end up with puke on ur shirt, puke on ur car seat, puke in your bed...

just offer her to walk to 7-11 and get her to buy a bottled water herself.... no?

and remember,

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE

new year resolution?

2005-12-31T01:46:00.000+08:00

resolution? revolution? pollution? action? -tion?

aiya... wtf lar.

how many people actually make resolution and really fulfil it wor? "i'll lose weight", but by the end of the year, lost 0.01g also happy. wtf?!? simply didn't wear any clothings onli when go up the scale izit?

heck resolution lar...

in my life so far, i think onli 3 years, which I made resolution. don't remember what lar, but this year is/was one of the year that I made resolution. And yup, I didn't manage to keep it.

so ar... for 2006, i'm not going to make one. i'll just... live.
that is if i don't die of liver disorder lar, drunk driving lar, kena knock down aas i aimlessly wonder the busy street lar, and so many other reasons...

for those who made one this coming 2006. please be super-human and fulfil them. i wish you all the best and i toast first for your effort.

talking about effort, i really enjoy reading the papers today, feature those jokers who queue up for their new IC (never see this short form for quite some time liao right since 'MyKad' was introduced...)

KNS big time wan lar this people. If I have enough piss, I'll go to one after another and piss on their leg!

Hey! Come on. You were given 2, dua, two, liong, liang years! to change your IC. And KNS you go and make it 2 days before 2005 comes to an end. What? Very syiok ar like that? Very Malaysian ar like that? If so syiok, then don't go and scold the officers in charge lar... What? in that 2 years, cannot find one single day to go and change your IC ar? STUUUPPPIIDDD!!!

And I was told, got people actually sold their queue numbers. This case, the buyer lagi stupid lar. You are scum...no, you are the moss that stick the rock that's used to throw at scum. If I'm not wrong ar, the amount you pay is the same as the amount you kena 'fined' if you make your IC next year... wtf

I suppose we Malaysians just love to do last minute everything.

drunk and trying to read

2005-12-29T22:25:00.000+08:00

i got back from work, and i was fucking bored.

after showering and got myself all comfortable, i decided to go grab some drinks, and that i mean alcoholic ones.

I kept on taking in large gulp as I surf the net. Went to PPS and found nothing interesting... except perhaps shaolintiger's ang mo breakfast post. make me feel rather hungry... maybe i'll go to the kitchen later to look for something to munch.

and i kept drinking, and drinking and drinking...

and I can feel the high-ness liao...

and then i decided... maybe i would want to read. reading is good.

i open up one of the many ebooks and read. it's just so amazing!

when i read something interesting, i feel so happy that i understand. and something technical and requires 2nd round of reading, i got so frust easily. i'm so so emotional.

don't anyone dare to disturb me if i'm drunk and reading... i'll kill you if u r irritating. i'll kiss you if u crack a good damn joke...

happy new year~~~~~~~

My hump... my hump, my hump, my hump.... My lovely lady lumps

2005-12-29T00:19:00.000+08:00

Of course not about those thing that make u drive slower... but yes, booby booby boobbbiiieees....

Now, question: Anyone ever wonder why Asian girls have 'considerably smaller boobs' ? Excluding those that did plastic jobs, ang mo has bigger boobies, and especially Blacks...

Somehow, Asian girls just cannot compete ler... why ar?

I'm not being racist, sexism, whatever -ist here, but this is a mamak topic lor, especially when a super pretty girl pass by, fuiyoh... until, see body....nothing. Cannot nose bleed. My kawan and I have come to that conclusion, but never really know why is it so...

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Okay, before women-folk come pinching ( girls pinch very painful wan ler...) let's talk about Asian men. The popular belief is that Asian men has smaller dick. Is that true?
Apparently, research shows that are, Asian has the shortest, whereas the Blacks have the longest.

How come ar? How come ar?

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Then how do you exactly measure your dick ar? Dari mana sampai mana?
I reached for the ruler and TRY to measure, but cannot be certain...

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And my measurement is between (WHO DARE TO TAKE A PEEP, YOU BLIND... WHO DARE TO LAUGH, YOUR BLOG WILL BE HACKED ONE DAY... OR YOU'LL BE DOING NAKED EAR-SQUATS ONE DAY!)11.5 to 13 cm... From what I find out, I'm about the average size I think, and that's okay.

Now, back to boobs...
Is there any way to make boobs bigger, besides going under the knife? Maybe massages? Would certainly help my gf to do such massages...

Or maybe, to make boob smaller, for guys with, errr... man-boobs?

Okay, okay... been drinking and somehow cannot stop thinking about boobs after hearing that hump hump song... and the ruler is just so nearby...

cheerssss!!

p.s. really wan, anyone can answer those questions above?

NKF Singapore

2005-12-27T01:41:00.000+08:00

I dunno how many people in Msia actually follow the saga down south ar, but if you are curious, then go here.

This is undoubtfully one of the biggest negative event, so much so that I baca somewhere, even the government wants this to be settled first wor before calling for election. Manyak besar punya kes...

I've been to Singapore, and I've seen NKF in full swing- all those funraising programmes lar, all the reports on their huge reserve lar, and macam macam lagi...

I think, this very incident has set the Spore public back, because... the public felt they have been deceived, somehow. NKF Singapore is afterall, is fundamentally, a charity organisation, and it's meant to help neeedy ppl, in this case, kidney patients. Previously, the figure was that 52% of what's donated goes to patient's care. Personally, I thought that could be higher, i.e. more money to patients...again, afterall, it's a charity organisation. But maybe NKF Spore has gotten pretty enormous compared to many many charity organisation in Spore, perhaps the cost is higher. I would take it that the bigger the organisation, the more patients it can cater for. And then, KPMG reported that it should be only 10%....

The public is most probably crying WTF lar...

Imagine, if you donate $500 (that's like more than 1/4 your salary if you are earning $2k [belum minus itu CPF stuff lar]) you are actually helping the needy by giving them $50 ler...

If compare to actually bringing the cash to patient's home to pass to them ar... It actually cost $450 to travel to the patient's home, to pass the patient $50. I seriously dunno how I can rack up $450 on 'travel expenses' lor. Even if I travel on Spore taxi for a few trips back and forth in a day, won't spend up to that amount.

Me being a member of the public, basically, wonder lar...
NKF how come not like charity organisation anymore? It seems like the money donated is not exactly going to the very reason of the existing of the organisation.

Tak tahu lar...

For me ar, I've never donated to NKF. The reason is that, when NKF got so big ar, I somehow don't trust it entirely to be efficient to channel my donate efficiently well.

Now, perhaps most of the media is reportedly waiting for the outcome of what-ever-criminal-investigation, but what I think is whatever the outcome, the previous board should just give back the money accordingly. I think it's a moral issue, somehow, somewhat. I really cannot understand how can anyone live with the fact that whatever one has enjoyed, it's from donation from ppl who are not-to-do, ppl who have put their unconditional trust that their donation will go well to the needy, ppl who wants to help...

I somehow just feel glad that I didn't donate, or would ever to NKF ever.

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p.s. having said so ar, if I have the opportunity to help kidney patients, I'll volunteer at NKF centre, or any other dialysis centre, FOC...

christmas is the time of the year...

2005-12-25T02:30:00.000+08:00

to break someone's heart...

apparently, i've been breaking ppl's heart when 'special' days come around.

i broke up with my girlfriend about 2 days before valentine's. i broke a girl's heart a day after Chinese New Year...

And this Christmas, I just broke a girl's heart- again- whom I told her that I'm not interested.

KNS

She was pretty devastated and instantly, she ddidn't want to talk to me at the party... She didn't even bid me goodbye when she left... All the previous freindship tat we'd build, all thrown away to the wastebag...

KNS

And I was driving back, it really makes me think if I should have given the girl a chance. I could have said let's try, and see if things work out. But then again, I wasn't interested...

I was driving, and I couldn't stop flashing at cars in front of me. I just want to get back as fast as I could and sleep, to wake up tomorrow and forget whatever happen.

Oh what a night, what a night indeeed

when you are auntie agony

2005-12-20T21:48:00.000+08:00

When you are the one who people come to you with problem, truth is, you are the one who hears all that, and that's all.

It may seems like a good thing, but the actual fact is, your life is full of sobbing stories only, and that's all.

It's not those usual rant hor, but all those big big stuff, like break off lar, like if fail exam lar, if lost job lar, and the list go on. Not those cannot find parking lar,laptop kaput lar, don't know what to buy for bf/gf lar, not all these.

Sure, you know the person better, but the puck stops there. If a girl come to you with a sad sob story about her breaking off with her boyfriend, it's either, you are a potential candidate, or you are just a big brother. Most of the time, it's the latter. If a friend come to you about how he's so afraid to fail his exam that he'll disappoint his family, you are either his best friend, or you just someone he trust won't tell anyone... most of the time, it's the latter, and it's not because you can keep secret, but you simply has no one else to tell to.

If you fall within this category of being aunt agony, try doing these:

1) Try follow-ups. Your sobbing friend will either sob more, but if he/ she's okay liao, you'll get very general answer: I'm ok oledi. I'm fine, thanks for asking. And it ends there. Truth is ar...you are just being annoying for digging up the wound.

2) Try asking about something else. You won't get much more than a general answer, where you just don't know how to continue on with the conversation. This does not mean the conversation ends there. An example:

A: I hope you are okay oledi.
B: Yea, feeling better. :)
A: Btw, have you watch King Kong?
B: Not yet.
A: Me too, wanna watch this weekend?
B: I cannot le, coz I promise my friend to watch liao.
A: IC...
[some moment of silence]
B: Oh! Did you watch Desperate Housewives yesterday?
A: No ler... Is it good?
B: Yes.
[silent]
B: gtg, ttyl.

See that? See that? That's the best way to end the conversation. Just gtg lor. Who invented 'gtg' btw? So convenient.

If you are in A's shoes, good luck. You'll be getting rejection and sad stories. If you are B, you are a lucky person with alot alot alot of friends around who you can pick and choose whom to be nice to. And you'll most probably be the one with the most problem in the entire universe, including having no friends. (I roll eyes 980 degree...)

3) Try contacting them. They will die when you manage to get them. Either through SMS lar, call lar, ICQ lar, everything lar... Thing is, when the sobbing friend has come to you, he/she's so ashame of his/herself that he/she doesn't wanna meet up with you or even talk to you. And to 'talk' to you, he/she rather uses MSN lar, ICQ lar, YM lar... you know, so that can just type... somehow.

Is it a sad situation? Oh yes it is. Someone's at the losing end, and someone else is happy. Is that necessary? Oh yes, what's there about relationship when someone doesn't win and someone else doesn't lose? It's a cruel cruel world, and deal with it.

How to deal with it? You either:

1) Control it. Control it doesn't mean confront it. To confront anything is just stupid. You are putting a spotlight on the other, and you just driving the other fella to LIE and away from you. The other fella will tell you things you wanna hear, and that's all, you won't get the truth.

2) Live with it. If you are just a lazy fella who leaves it to fate, then you'll just live with it. It's perfectly fine with you, but if this the path you take, you'll just have to...live with it. So so simply.

And now, fuck off as I hate myself and drink off my sorrow...

having a bad hangover

2005-12-20T19:15:00.000+08:00

yesterday, i was fuming that alcohol's vapourizing from my pores. and it was a whole day thing. lazy to mention what.

but as a result, i drank and drank and i got drunk.

this morning, came to work, half dead, my the other half's at some euphoric state. wah piang err..............

boleh mati!!!!
i must save up my sober self for some christmas and new year hangover. but i think ar, i won't be going to whatever party thingy this year lar. maybe just a quiet year end celebration. can liao.

2 things

2005-12-19T16:50:00.000+08:00

1) I was informed that the hustler man is now the cosmo man. wtf. now sipping coffee at New York Starbucks pulak. http://thecosmopolitanman.blogspot.com/2005_11_01_thecosmopolitanman_archive.html

I dunno why, but my image of you ar... like some ah pek at coffee shop wan, with one leg up and eating kuaci and drinking stouts. hahahahaha....

whatever my perception, welcome back. selamat balik. happy to see u well and kicking. the great will prevail.

2) First and foremost, this is not a respond to whatever criticism or bashing or apa-apa u wanna call it lar. and i'm not trying to clear any fart air hor. Call me a fucker, call lor. Call me attention seeker, call lor. If you are a sexy girl, you can even call me on my cell.... ;)

BUTTTTTTTTTTTTT.........
my online personality here is very the different wan, compared to when I chat with my online friends using my true blue identity. Needless to say, my real person personality is lagi different to the max.

Now, I noe that I'm a likable person in-person, and then I found out some assholic ass is badmouthing behind my back. As a result, I've made some ppl unhappy unknowingly. (Here, I heck lar, I write whatever I want, don't like me, go else and shoot aeroplane). And then, these ppl began to talk behind my back. KNS>>>>> that asshole ar, how I wish I can send to the policestation and do squatting, and video taken and broadcast on new year's eve.

so right now, i have some people who do not want to talk to me. some people who blocked me off MSN. some people who doesn't answer my call. and all because of this one fella.
you see ar.... i found out about this asshole doing all this assholic stuff in a bad way actually, and i did it because I smelled something damn fishy lar, and true enough ar, this asshole has been a real asshole all these while. shit!

and so, i cannot try to explain to those ppl who are having bad impression about me. they will wonder how i found out what. so i'm in a situation where i can't clear my name.

that stupid forking spooon.... "Do your squat! 1! 2! 3!..."

If you are bad, you'll get shit from Santa

2005-12-17T20:49:00.000+08:00

literally

wah! i see so many ping ping pings

2005-12-17T17:32:00.000+08:00

and then i nothing this fat fella ar... keeping pinging and pinging and pinging...

and 3 posts in one day?! wah!!! really got a lot of time at hand.

i envy you alot ler to have so much time.... can even play online games too.
then you talk about 'fat'. are you fat? if you are, of course lar, stay glued in front of computer and don't exercise except for your finger. if you are not, i envy you again.

I like your squirky clean layout, and oso your article on banana on crisis, i like it. it shocked me at first- thought got some new medical report on ppl's manhood.

then i saw your link. are you trying hard to be the malaysian version of rockson ar? get that impression from reading some of your post. but rockson is really raw and really rock wor. how bad can you get ar?

aiya, i like your blog lar. but soli lar. i don't do link link wan. but do go on writing

bye bye

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Threesome

2005-12-17T00:32:00.000+08:00

I've experience a threeway before

It was back when I was young (yes, everything happens when everyone's young) when I had a threesome. I went to a club, after accidentally ditching my friends.

It all started with a meetup 'for some drink' at some lounge place. It's a damn cozy place with big sofas and everything. We all were all drinking happily, merrily and when it was about time to go home, I decided to head towards a club instead. It was only after I got myself the stamp on back of my hand at the club, my friend SMS-ed me, asking me where I was. I thought they were about to leave, but the actual fact was that they were just heading towards another cozier sofa... WTF

After telling them that I'd left the place and that they didn't have to worry about me, I went into this club alone. It was about 2am or something when I entered, and everyone was already pretty high in that club.

I ordered more drinks, and then head towards the dance floor. I just simply couldn't complete the night without a booty shake I suppose.

While at the dance floor, I began to rub myself against everyone, and everyone was doing the same thing to me. I would considered that as the best ever dance night I had. It wasn't crowded, but the people decided to make the place crowded, by dancing damnfucking close to each other. And girls were taking off their tops, wearing bikini tops. Guys were removing shirt. I don't have a good body to show, but I suppose it's sexy enough to remove the top few buttons of my shirt.

My hands got into a touching mood. And truth is, when you damn high, a touch of the naked flesh is a damn good feeling. I remembered deep-kissing people. I remembered having 2 tougue in my mouth. I remembered seeing my hands disappearing into people's clothings. I remembered having hands at my bottom, and at my front. I remembered having erection.

And amidst all the flashy lights, I heard a voice, asking me where I'm going tonight. I didn't remember what I replied. Heck, and the next thing I know, I was being lead out of the club, and I was in a cab with this couple, a guy and a girl. I came to know that both of them were strangers as well, as they were introducing themselves to each other.

We then ended up in this apartment place. We showered together, cleaning each other off.

After the bath, we three went into a room, lost our towels, and kissed.

I remembered the guy watching me and the girl.

I remembered watching the guy with the girl.

Nope, it was never me and the guy.

I came to know that the girl is a lesbo and the guy, heck the guy lar. The girl just broke up, and she mentioned she had so long while forgot how it felt like to be screwed, and furthermore, by 2 diff guy on the same night.

I didn't really find out if she'd love it though, because she was the first one to leave the very next morning.

A night, to remember, forever.

6th seal back!!

2005-12-15T23:20:00.000+08:00

yipppeeee!

seal no. 6 is back

oh yea, i'm happy.

why?

because he's onemotherfuckinglytoocooltobetrue blogger

okkkkkk, so he's been back almost 3 hari. but still, it's a happy occasion, just like christmas

Jingly Bell, jingly bell...

San Miguel

2005-12-15T22:38:00.000+08:00

I discover San Miguel today.

I'm generally not someone who would be adventurous enough to try new beer, but the price's pretty cheap - RM3.something... a can.

So I bought one, with 2 cans of Carlsberg, to try.

I believed the 2 Greens were giving the odd tin fella one kind of look when I was carry them in the bag.

And my verdict: this Philippines-imported beer is pretty good! Could it be that beer of this region's that nice too? Afterall, I've always like Singha beer (though I've not tried the other Thai-beer)

But then again, we have Tiger which sucks like nobody's business...

What other this-region brands of beer around ar? I wonder...

Oh! oh! I like Tsing tao as well. This China beer is a superbly light one. Very very fond of it, but it's not a very-easily-available beer, normally can find it at those kopi tiam place lar...

San Miguel, my new love... Carlsberg, don't be so envy lar. I still love you..but love must be shared right right right?

Paris Hilton Shrine for Christmas

2005-12-11T00:42:00.000+08:00

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20051209/D8ECV8AG0.html

Some people are really obsessed with PH... Maybe she got this unknown factor about her lar, but to have a shrine for Christmas? A bit too much lor...

KNS

But I wouldn't mind building a shrine dedicated to Mr Carlsberg and Sir Heinekin, I would have enough bottles if I would have collected all that were thrown away...

Merry Christmas 6th seal

2005-12-10T01:46:00.000+08:00

I came across this and true enough, cannot open...

Why ar why? Kena shut down? Kena blocked liao? What?!
I'm so tempted to shoot at the authority, but I shall keep my to myself right now...
I just hope that sixthseal will come back... perhaps taking up a blogspot or something. Would certainly miss that fella if he's gone for good.

Christmas's coming, and I'm lovin' it. It's the season of DRINKING!!! Yea, baby!

And since it's the end of the year liao, I shall be good and whish all the people good times ahead and drink merrily happily joy joy joy more!!!!!

Merry Christmas to 6th seal lar, rojak sauce lar, Joe[dot]C lar, kahahahahahsoon lar, chicky chiq lar... and my greeting wishes to the deck-man, for I celebrate your life.

Who else ar? heheheh

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hahaha, i'll post and post and post on Christmas again and again soon.... kekekekke... hoohohohoh.....lalalalalla

i would be happy if...

2005-12-06T00:40:00.000+08:00

someone can tell me where to get cheap booze in KL. don't tell me bout those airport duty free stuff lar

so far, this is what i'm looking at:

1 can of carlsberg at RM4.20
1 bottle of chivas at RM115 (standard)
1 bottle of vodka at RM70 (standard)

that's pretty much the cheapest i can find... anyone has better recommendation?

PPS is slowly and slowly degrading, or izit?

2005-12-03T02:08:00.000+08:00

Just now, I take a look at the top few pings, aka hot from the oven pings...

wah sai.

ok... before i go into that, let's just recap

how many, just how many ppl ping and ping and ping about PPS Bash? me included i think... then kahsoon case, everyone got onto board... me included, by posting some bogus title....
and that's one of the top reader so far...

besides that, more ppl click on that bottle's when I posted something on university students not getting job...

now, alot of bloggers actually bank on all those hot topics... they oso blog bout it, then get high on all those clicks. i noe i did as well. it was shiok to see how many ppl actually read ur blog. it's syiok to see how the number pass the 100th mark, then 200th mark then 400th mark, and so forth...

WTF WTF WTF WTF

ok, that aside...
we then hav all the useless blogs that say nothing at all...
like this

CHIQ
ok... fine, she's back. i saw all those comments welcoming her back. then she post all those stupid post. WTF.... her readers are moron, and she's moron as well.... "Oh! I'm back!"...then "Oh! I'm XX and guestblogging here"....WTF. go die lar
if u blog, please blog well lar...what? u r so boring that u hav nothing to write about? that's so far from wat i see from ur comments.... seems like u hav a lot of readers actually.... so why afraid to blog ur mundane life for ppl to comment? dun worry, surely someone will at least leave a full-stop in your comment....

my last parting words: Go Die

then we have this...
What? your pastor cannot blog izit? By putting a lot of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, ur one sentence is long...

then u go and cut and paste and cut and paste...

wat so "surprising" to discover ur pastor is blogging wor? hav u tried asking the cinema tickwet collector? or anyone who pungut sampah? nvr rite?
they might b blogging as well, and they might as well surprise you..

WTF, the whole blog is nothing but shit bout herself lar....

Yea, yea... lament all you want....

you oso, i give this advice: Go Eat Shit and Die

long distance relationship... it's up to individuAL lar.
it's bout calling each other eatch day, and tell ur partner what u've done, what u'll b doing.... some ppl hav done it, some not.
aiya... wtf lar. if wan, then go ahead lar... there's no correct or wrong formula wan,,,
but this fella just rant and rant on.... pls lar, dun waste my energy....

if you make me sien, i'll make you more sien

2005-12-02T18:29:00.000+08:00

as far as i'm concern, it's a tit for tat world. Give me a tat, i'll give you one side of my tits. Yeah right! Eat shit and go die.

I hate it when I feel sien. And I consider myself having super really high tolerance. So high that I can look at a painting of a girl with nothing else but brown leaves at her 'vital' parts called Autumn, hoping that it's winter.

Yes, my tolerence is super high and to anyone who could hike such height, I salute you. You are just pure evil and highly assholic.

I despise people who try to be funny. I hate people who try to irritate the hell out of me. I ka-ptuii! those who just love to make promises only to break them whenever better stuff comes along. And the very top top sien-me-maker, liars.

Now that's ultimate liao. So ultimate, it's not enough to slap. it's not to scratch car... I feel like fucking the fella up with a dildo up the ass (this apply to both sexes okay?!)

Ok. don't want to type anymore. The more I type, the more sien I become.

VIrtual stripper

2005-11-30T23:02:00.000+08:00

http://www.rock1053.com/pages/virtualstripper/index384.html

Here are some words to get it started:

- rub your tits
- panties
- dance
- flex
- kiss me
- i love you
- hair
- pull down pants
- lap dance
- strip naked
- trick
- bend over
- topless
- lips
- tongue
- juggle
- rockout
- orgasm
- russell
- ice cream
- whip cream
- banana

Working with a spinster

2005-11-30T10:31:00.000+08:00

KNBCCB. Spinsters are the very farked up ppl to work with. They say heaven and earth and hell about why they don't have a boyfriend or a husband, but i think ar, they are just having PMS all year round. That's the kind of woman they are. KNS punya.

If you have a spinster friend, that's not too bad, it's bad, but not as bad as if there's a spinster at your workplace- that's a kananabehfarkingchowchibaipokemonassholic situation. Wah kau. All you hear about is how woman no need to depend on man. Yea lar, trying to reconfirm their existence with purpose. Go slap yourself lar. Woman needs man, just like how man needs woman. And I don't believe in who needs who MORE. What shit lar.

I know this friend, who work at this company. She told me the same thing too. WOrk with a spinster is terrible. And worse, the spinster is her supervisor.

"You know ar, bottle, that spinster like no life wan. I think she work all 7 days of the week. When I gave her back things ar, she doesn't have comment or anything, until the last minute. Make me have to stay back. Then ar, she has the decency to tell me to go back to office on Saturday wor... What the shit! I'm doing a 5-day work and she tells me to go back on Saturday. Sudah work late, have to go back on Saturday. She doesn't have life, doesn't mean other ppl don't have."

"Yea, maybe she just have to get herself a dog to fuck with"

And talking about dog, that's all the spinster will talk about if she has one. And if the spinster has a cat, that's all she talks about. I've never really met a spinster who likes gardening, or cactus, or any plants.

So, what happen if a spinster only has 4 walls and no other living being in the house? She just work and work and work... and expect everyone to follow her standard and lifestyle. I tell you ar, if the world population would dip, it's all the spinsters' fault.

My another friend was saying, spinsters play only by the rules that she like. And for those rules that she doesn't, she'll frown and voice it out loud. And not only company rule hor, also people's life hor.

"That's the company's policy."
"Wah! You smoke and drink ar? Don't you know that's bad for your lungs and liver? If you smoke, don't come near me."
"How come stationery gone so fast? You all been stealing ar? Think I'll recommend a monthly quota for each person."
"You know what that means right?"
"No."
"The company gives you money, so you should do this."
"For the annual company dinner, you, so-and-so do this. You, do that. You, do those. And you, you, you, do these."
"Har? You broke that ar. Think we need a system to record all those stuff that you or any of you others break... It's company's stuff you all breaking."

Hey! The company gives me a salary, doesn't mean I give the company my life.

Go lar, find a guy and let him fuck the fun out of you lar. You'll see the world in a better light.